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By Abused - 13/10/2010 08:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By chunkymonkey - 24/08/2012 13:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend actually held onto my love handles while we were having sex. He said they "made it easier." FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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By chunkymonkey - 23/11/2011 23:54

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

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By box butt - 07/03/2017 00:00

Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By muffingirl - 10/02/2010 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

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By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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By Scabby - 11/04/2012 09:53 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

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You deserved it 3 641

kportal69 5

Wednesday 13 October 2010 16:03

what like he grabs on to your love handles during sex? why do you think they're called love handles?? am I stupid or are you?? just trying to figure that one out.

justsayfuck 5

Wednesday 13 October 2010 16:08

What seems to be the problem?

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kirstyannemiller 4

Sunday 17 June 2012 12:28

Don't understand!

belliebean 7

Tuesday 13 November 2012 0:57

Hey at least he doesn't grab your ears or neck like mine...

esb77 8

Thursday 23 May 2013 22:22

They're not called "love handles" for nothing ;)

dangerTOsociety_ 5

Tuesday 12 November 2013 23:26

What are love handles?..

Nyx7 24

Thursday 11 September 2014 11:44

What the heck did you think they called em LOVE HANDLES for? It's not just overweight people who have em

Acerhawk 24

Saturday 28 February 2015 7:43

Wouldn't they be Love KNOBS instead of handles

kittykat1501 31

Monday 15 June 2015 4:42

What are love handles?

Shamandalie89 32

Monday 7 March 2016 15:46

...So?

FweakofCydonia 40

Thursday 10 March 2016 14:26

OP's username is "abused"....I worry for you OP.

LJB93 14

Saturday 7 January 2017 1:29

What a dick you are!!

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Same thing different taste

Harsh

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