By madd_dizzle - 25/10/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first time in a empty parking lot, after he told me he liked me. It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car. Now he hates me. FML
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wannabesinger 16

Did you forget the purpose of headlights? I mean come on now, people drive down dark roads without any streetlights just fine, they don't go running into poles. And if you ran into a pole because you were shocked that he liked you, then that's just pathetic

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americayay 0

I was about to type exactly this. I think you've gotta be married for a while for that one to be okay. Mutual property, that sort of thing. And even then, I'd still be pissed.

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Ajjas013 6

Dance on the pole for him and win him back!

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MLB6 2

oviously fake... how do u crash into a pole and total a truck... not even a car but a truck? tell me that one idiot

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quarty165 0

exactly! not to mention, how the crap do you drive fast enough in a parking lot to total a truck??

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jc1015 25

and apparently they've never heard of headlights

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leyash 0

Did you ever think to use the headlights? YDI for being a moron.

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MoobyTheCow 2

Oh, please. It was obviously so dark that not even the headlights could pierce it.

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luvtheknot 6

But wait don't car parks have huge overhanging lights or was this one built by dracula

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lolx7 5

I would hate you! you just totaled my truck bitchwhore!

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ThisIsMyReign 4

Maybe OP just says totaled as she is to dumb to avoid a tiny pole in a parking lot anyway.

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wannabesinger 16

Did you forget the purpose of headlights? I mean come on now, people drive down dark roads without any streetlights just fine, they don't go running into poles. And if you ran into a pole because you were shocked that he liked you, then that's just pathetic

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Sun_Kissed18 25

I logged on just to say that. Its called LIGHTS! They are there so this doesn't happen! Maybe next time you will think.

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danilols689 11

I couldn't have said it better. dumb bitch

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Proughboy 7

Just saying, there are no poles in the middle of dark roads. Lmao I'm kidding your comment pretty much summed up OP's stupidity

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Turbanator 0

Kinda his fault for driving in the dark and yeah...headlights?

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RJB 0

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septemberlovebug 0

and its a woman.. no surprise there.. god, i hate when women drivers make other women drivers look like we can't drive... its called headlights sweetie.. use them next time :)

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perdix 29

You drove his TRUCK into a pole and totaled his CAR? What kind of magic pole was that? Does he really hate you for ramming some other dude's "magic pole?"

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TheLetterZero 7

Not at all, the guy brought both his truck and car to the parking lot. When she drove into the pole, it fell on top of his car.

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perdix 29

How did I miss that? It was so obvious. Thanks for putting me straight.

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omghehehe 0

LMAO!!!!!! :D U guys r so funny!!!! OP: If he hates u for that, he's a lame ass!! Sure, it wasn't the most suave thing to do but he allowed u to do so. Besides, if a guy is really into u, he would be naturally perturbed, but he would still want u! ;)

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alleyes 0

I didnt realize swaping vehicles was the new form of courtship

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vanaathiel 13

Ever hear of headlights? They're this miraculous device that allows you to see when driving at night...

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jillz 0

he was a fool for letting you drive his truck and you are a fool for continuing to drive even when you couldn't see well enough - you better pay him back with interest!

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