Premonition

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received a "Get Well Soon" card in the mail, which I found just a little odd, since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later, I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML
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inhindsight 11

Send them a thank you card and ask for tomorrows winning numbers.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Let's just hope you don't receive any mail from them about life insurance policies.

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Kiki242 19

Wow. Maybe it was a warning and you didn't listen.

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Xythenol 6

Your stairs just wanted to apologize in advance.

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TriflingAllDay 6

Could not have been put better.

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jetsown08 21

Obviously the get well card was sent from the stairs. I think the stairs knew it had a loose board or two and you would trip, it was just trying to warn you.

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Bonzer 2

Don't be too skeptical the next time someone shows up at your door with volcano insurance.

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ReturnOfTheRat 6

What are those called? I think voodoo dolls or something. That'd be my suspicion.

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dirton89 7

Welcome to The twilight zone o_O

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perdix 29

If you get a With Deepest Sympathy card, RUN!!!! Walk down the stairs first, you klutz, but then, run like hell!!!

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