Accident, Spooky and Health: Premonition - FML

Premonition

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received a "Get Well Soon" card in the mail, which I found just a little odd, since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later, I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML

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JudgeTroll 6

Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:41

Do you have any psychic friends?

inhindsight 11

Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:43

Send them a thank you card and ask for tomorrows winning numbers.

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KitGrey 4

Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:47

Living in the lake house?

alexa9510 1

Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:47

How incredibly creepy..

rdifsp 5

Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:48

Why would this person deserve it?

MURIKKA 11

Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:49

Later that day, OP received an ad for window repair.... *brick flies through window*

Bonzer 2

Tuesday 24 July 2012 23:02

Or flood insurance...

icemand90 17

Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:50

was it from Murphy?

TheJester12 15

Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:51

One. How many psychics does it take make a person stumble down the stairs like a bumbling fool?

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:56

The card was probably sent by a lawyer trawling for business. He'll call you tomorrow to discuss your rights and how you can sue the home builder and the manufacturer of the stairs. You'll be set for life, you lucky bastard!

MCRaddict15 15

Tuesday 24 July 2012 23:00

How come you always find the bright side in every situation? It's almost impossibly creepy.

olpally 32

Tuesday 24 July 2012 23:10

Don't question doc's greatness.

MCRaddict15 15

Tuesday 24 July 2012 23:14

Oh, I guess it came out as an insult. It wasn't meant to be, I think I've just noticed a lot of his comments come out with a sort of bright side in a bad situation. It seems a little strange but intriguing.

olpally 32

Tuesday 24 July 2012 23:20

He's the master at mind-blowing us with his logic. Don't worry. Haha

TrueTriage 16

Wednesday 25 July 2012 4:28

He's not a god.... Just a witty doctor. Possibly one of the few in the world

YummiliciousLibb 4

Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:57

this belongs on MLIA

CherryLipBalm 1

Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:59

That's scary! You should send them a letter back asking about winning lottery numbers(:

CarouselHeart 11

Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:59

That's spooky, OP.

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Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML

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