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Prepper

By suze44 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

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You deserved it 5 370

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 23:42 - Canada

Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I decided that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 209

You deserved it 7 492

By Pop - 15/01/2014 02:38 - United States - New York

Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that "old people are allowed to tell the truth". FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 564

You deserved it 4 787

By beautyschool22 - 11/06/2012 23:39 - United States

Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 560

You deserved it 3 284

By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 015

You deserved it 16 511

By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 12:27 - United States - New York

Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 529

You deserved it 1 875

By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 064

You deserved it 3 154

Looks

By Anonymous - 01/10/2019 06:00

Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 477

You deserved it 363

By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 18:41 - United States - Doylestown

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 119

You deserved it 42 999

Wow, thanks, I'm cured!

By Anonymous - 25/07/2020 17:01

Today, my dad told me that I'm a weak and negative person because I suffer from depression and anxiety, then he told me to just snap out of it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 690

You deserved it 238

Thanks

By Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 491

You deserved it 5 319

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Top comments

Zmeilerr 22

Monday 13 June 2011 18:55

Tell him "Well I guess it runs in the family then, huh?"

CoconutMuffin 5

Monday 13 June 2011 18:52

Oh my god! What a dick! Where does he think you "got it" from!!

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Evan2297 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:55

Shouldn't HE be posting this FML?

fyl11122233 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:29

him or your mother must be ugly then... you did get your genes from THEM.

Scratt19 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 21:00

Lol damm r u gly tho ?

Purplebutterflie 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 8:53

wow . that sucks

AmeliaBadelia 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 12:38

Wow, I'm sorry. And he is preparing you for a world of mean

AmeliaBadelia 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 12:40

Wow, I'm sorry. He is preparing you for a world of mean, including himself. One day you'll be able to flaunt your happy life, because you learned how to brush off the bad. Best of luck!

R_Willy 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:13

what an asshole lol kick him in the balls haha

Nilton 2

Friday 17 June 2011 1:00

that's harsh man

SuperBeatDown 0

Friday 17 June 2011 4:58

hahahahahahahahahahaha, i know its mean, but the way i imagine it is funny....gosh... i guess the world is cruel....

KLern 0

Friday 17 June 2011 5:40

...are you??? haha that's really funny, sad, but probably funnier than anything...

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Today, I had my girlfriend over after my wife went to work. She looked so sexy in her outfit, I couldn’t resist. I ripped her clothes off and began to do her on my couch… until I heard my daughter’s voice asking, “Dad, who’s that?” Apparently, she was home sick from school. FML

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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML

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Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 657

You deserved it 3 459

Today, I had a great idea for a group project at work, so I shared it with my team and my supervisor. They seemed to like it very much, except one guy in our group, who outranks me and who threw a massive temper tantrum because, “I didn't consult him first before sharing it.” This big baby makes 3 times my income. FML

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Today, I received a surprise "absolute final notice" email for payment of an overdue fee from the university I withdrew from 6 months ago. Turns out, my old landlord has been hoarding their letters to me. As a result, my credit is now in the shitter and I had to pay an extra $120 in interest. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 234

You deserved it 2 904

Today, my third day training for a half marathon, I tripped and broke both of my ankles and one wrist. FML

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You deserved it 396

Today, I put my elbow in some sticky, clear stuff on my desk. I supervise a bunch of 20-something men. I don't want to think about what it was. FML

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You deserved it 89

Today, I finally found the girl of my dreams, she's smart, loyal, energetic and adorable. There's one problem. She's a Golden Retreiver. FML

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You deserved it 88