Primal

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I realised that I've been working in an all-male environment for too long when my supervisor walked into the canteen visibly scratching his balls, and this seemed like a completely normal occurrence. FML
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theHIGHroad2 5

I love being a guy.. Things are just easier!! Sorry ladies..

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DocBastard 38

SkoomaKi - Boys don't have to shave? Maybe you haven't hit puberty yet and don't have to shave your face, but we adults do unless we want to look like a caveman. And what the hell do you mean that guys don't have to cook and clean? What the **** kind of misogynistic bullshit are you spouting? You sound like a complete asshole. I hope you continue beating girls in video games so that they continue ignoring your stupid ass.

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jls2eh 0

I know how you feel. I have 4 male co-workers and I'm the only girl.

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florido_fml 10

If balls itch you have to scratch them, that's that!

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bubo_fml 10

You'd do the same if you had to walk around with cocoanuts swingin' between yo' stilts...At least that's my excuse...

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lil_ham1644 29

For some reason I read "swingin'" as "swangin'."

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LaughinStock 16

LOL...love scratching my balls when I watch TV. Especially that itch that you feel deserves the index finger and thumb pinch, you guys know what I'm talking about.

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rubberduckie94 13

And? Anyway op I am a woman and would not find this particularly unusual. Guys do all the time. But if it makes you uncomfortable look away and deal. Ydi for making a big deal about it.

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Slackness 10

FFS; welcome to the world of men, Egocentric.

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KiddNYC1O 20

That plus we're always adjusting down there, it's pretty normal...

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ashra_Raivyn 2

Use it as a reminder to quit for your son and your own health so that you will live long enough to see his kids.

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immaMonsta 8

I've seen tons of guys scratch their balls. How isn't that normal OP? I mean you're a guy, so you SHOULD know.

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Calyx_fml 21

Please tell me your supervisor isn't a dentist.

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