Primal
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London
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Welcome to a guys world. All this is normal. Next you have to fart and laugh about it.
dreamchick
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umm who told u this was a guy's world???? it def isnt sorry
Why can't they itch in the bathroom instead of where food is served? I can't imagine how guys in suits don't scratch their balls. I guess it's self control?
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Us guys in suits have more self control I think, as you guessed I know mine itch occasionally but it's basically just something to take care of in the bathroom (or privacy of one's own cubicle ... Heh heh)
Hm. Thanks for clarifying. Now every time I see a guy in a suit or a professional uniform I will think about how much he really wants to scratch his balls and chuckle to myself. Btw, cute monkey latte you got there!
20- That's the spirit!
As a guy that used to wear many suits uh no that's not it. With a suit we can scratch them a whole lot sneakier advantage of three layers that usually covers that area
It's rude to scratch it in company, I don't scratch my hoo-haa whenever I feel the urge to. To each their own.
Never too late to change your ways and experience the wonders of the public scratch
Hop-Haa lol?
fernclogger
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So he scratched his balls like a boss?
When I read this story, I thought you were a woman, then I looked at the sex. You're a guy OP. So wouldn't you find it normal?... I guess it's weird that he did it in the canteen...
That's what I thought!
It says his name is anonymous?
Everyone knows "anonymous" is a male name. OP's gender is indicated.
Guys seem to do that whenever
Damn it feels good to be a man.
dreamchick
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Feels even better to be a woman
165- Yeah, for two weeks of every month.
Ew
ddeathbombb
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New job now or face the horror
jose18
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OP is a guy
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I love being a guy.. Things are just easier!! Sorry ladies..
SkoomaKi - Boys don't have to shave? Maybe you haven't hit puberty yet and don't have to shave your face, but we adults do unless we want to look like a caveman. And what the hell do you mean that guys don't have to cook and clean? What the **** kind of misogynistic bullshit are you spouting? You sound like a complete asshole. I hope you continue beating girls in video games so that they continue ignoring your stupid ass.