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Primal

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I realised that I've been working in an all-male environment for too long when my supervisor walked into the canteen visibly scratching his balls, and this seemed like a completely normal occurrence. FML

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theHIGHroad2 5

Wednesday 21 March 2012 18:46

I love being a guy.. Things are just easier!! Sorry ladies..

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 21 March 2012 20:27

SkoomaKi - Boys don't have to shave? Maybe you haven't hit puberty yet and don't have to shave your face, but we adults do unless we want to look like a caveman. And what the hell do you mean that guys don't have to cook and clean? What the **** kind of misogynistic bullshit are you spouting? You sound like a complete asshole. I hope you continue beating girls in video games so that they continue ignoring your stupid ass.

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BVBARMY1238 9

Sunday 30 December 2012 22:03

22- What knowledge are you basing this on? Why don't you get a sex change and see how it's like to be a girl. I dare you.

OrangeDoge25 9

Monday 28 July 2014 20:54

If guy can't scratch their balls casually, every time a girl adjusts her boobs I'm gonna freak out.

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Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML

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