Transportation and Accident: Priorities, mate

Priorities, mate

By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, I hurt my arm in a scooter accident. When my dad came to pick me up, instead of taking me to the hospital like a normal dad, he took me directly home where he spent a hour shaving and taking a shower so he would "look nice" when we went to the hospital, while I clutched my arm in pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 16:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML

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By mcdonalds - 06/08/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. I was screaming and writhing in pain, and my eyes were shut for most of the ride to the hospital. We stopped, and I was thrilled because I thought we were at the ER. I was wrong. My dad had stopped to order a cheeseburger. FML

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By anon - 31/07/2014 03:12 - Canada - Goderich

Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML

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By sprained neck - 24/11/2015 05:49

Today, I had whiplash after my dad and I were rear ended by a suburban. Despite the state trooper saying I should go, my dad delayed taking me to the ER because he wanted to pick up the dog from "doggy daycare" and take her for a nice long walk, while I waited for my mom to come home. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

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By kicking me while I'm LITERALLY down - 07/11/2017 05:00

Today, I was hit by a car while riding my bike, so I called my dad for help. He blamed me for the accident, said he wasn't sure what I wanted him to do, and suggested I call my mom instead. She isn't picking up. FML

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By justhelpful - 02/07/2012 17:44 - Austria - Mils

Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 04:12 - Canada - Kingston

Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML

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By catsonuincorns - 15/04/2018 06:00 - United States - Clovis

Today, I was in a car accident with my dad. A wheel slammed into my door, dislocating my arm and breaking it in three places. Later on, the people who hit us came over and gave my little sister a gift basket. She wasn't even in the car. FML

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pieisyourdrug 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:06

... Your dad is a dick.

Snazaza 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:07

thats exactly like my mom lol. i broke my thumb riding a bike and she spent 45 mins in front of the mirror doing her makeup because she refuses to leave the house without looking nice. :l

Comments

whyevenbother 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:51

once i broke my collar bone, I came home crying in agony. i asked my father to take me to hospital, he said he was busy sending an e-mail. I didn't get treatment until 5 hours after I broke it. parents suck.

heavenandhell 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 17:11

maby he was working, how do you expect him to pay for you being stuipd and breaking your collar bone

voveraite 7

Sunday 2 August 2009 21:02

Because, of course, all people breaking bones are necessarily stupid, same for those who get cancer / AIDS... /sarcasm

Kyraniums 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 13:23

Don't you want your daddy to hook up with a hot nurse? He's just thinking about your future. The next time you're in an accident, you new mommy can take care of you at home.

Ranoona 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 13:54

your dad is stupid no offense. He should have taken you to the hospital right away wth? FYL.

FPsLife 5

Sunday 2 August 2009 13:55

Yeah, I think a "normal" dad would say "man up, *****!"

mrbob360 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:26

exactly what i was thinking

JarJarBinks_fml 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 14:05

Is your dad gay?

Phillay632 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 17:45

I was actually wondering if OP was, since he rides a scooter. He should man up and get a real vehicle.

arcacious 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 14:06

ydi, seriously a skooter is the child's way of breaking your arm, i doubt your friends would have taken you seriously either

CykoX 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 14:11

at least your arm didn't hurt too much to post this fml....

chowyuk 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 14:14

if it was an emergency then you should have called 911 so if it wasn't then no hurry, but repost later if some how you arm is gunna be disfigured because you didn't get immediate attention.

WonderBlunder 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 14:21

Duhh.. Don't you know nurses are horny? I learned that they don't wear bra in some "documentaries" =)

SaintJimmy 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 14:21

Something my dad would do. He waited 2 months before he took me to the doctor for an injured ankle. Turns out it was a really bad sprain and now my ankle is still sometimes painful.