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By Son of a Bitch - 01/08/2015 17:17 - United States

Today, an hour into a family road trip, my mother informed me that she didn't put my suitcase in the car because it "didn't fit". FML

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By leftbehind - 27/02/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my family was leaving for a weekend trip and was supposed to pick me up on the way down. About an hour before they are supposed to arrive, my mom calls to tell me that there's no room left in the car, so they won't be stopping to get me. FML

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By Need Clothes Now - 21/09/2014 15:51 - United States - Pendleton

Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML

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By SlowPacker - 09/03/2016 07:07 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my family informed me that we were going on a 10 hour road trip to my cousin's wedding. They only decided to tell me 45 minutes before we left for said road trip. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Brighton

Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, we drove six hours to get to our holiday cottage only to realise that my girlfriend had forgotten her suitcase. This put her in a bad mood, so she made ME drive six hours back to her flat to get it, then when I got there, I realised HER keys to HER FLAT were still in HER handbag six hours back at the cottage. FML

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By DriveMeNot - 27/10/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML

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By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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By Caitlin - 10/06/2010 00:46 - United States

Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML

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By chippuh - 26/04/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML

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By Ohhh the pain - 28/04/2019 04:00

Today, after a night of vomiting and diarrhoea, my family forced me to our beach house for the night. I packed my bag and my mum said she put my bag in the car. We get there where we realise she forgot to put my bag in the car. Not a big deal I thought. 5 minutes later I shit and vomited myself. FML

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Top comments

hobbs96 26

Sunday 2 August 2015 12:48

Now you have an excuse to go on a shopping spree!

Scubanaut 13

Sunday 2 August 2015 12:48

Sounds like she's a real problem solver..

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chrisbeaudoin 26

Monday 3 August 2015 8:27

Good name to go with this fml.

eddyinfinity 21

Monday 3 August 2015 13:10

Your title fits the situation well

appledude25 3

Monday 3 August 2015 15:18

and it's not likely he called her a bitch immediately before she left the luggage... which WAS a bitch move, mom or not.

IIIIRowdy 5

Monday 3 August 2015 17:25

Throw her suitcase away

leafynitemare 24

Tuesday 4 August 2015 11:04

Yes that sucks but why didn't you check it yourself? Take responsibility for your own stuff. You're clearly old enough. It would be different if you HAD put it in the car yourself and she removed it.

tlnorman 18

Tuesday 4 August 2015 23:30

Your mom is a bitch. Make her buy all new clothes.

1dvs_bstd 41

Saturday 8 August 2015 1:37

Wear her clothes.

kay0807 15

Saturday 8 August 2015 22:09

Then on the way back from the trip drop your mothers suitcase in the hotel or whatever your staying in then when u get home tell her it didn't fit in he car

KimiE1994 2

Sunday 9 August 2015 2:31

Bro that's ****** up. Next time if you guys go on a trip throw her stuff out the window.

Lukas Renaud 9

Monday 12 June 2017 6:18

Why did you expect your mom to load your suitcase?

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