Pros and cons

By aylla - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was diagnosed with vertigo. It's like being perpetually drunk, but without any of the fun bits. FML
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suxs4ulol 22

I think we should try this. Any victims? I mean volunters?

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upyourzlolz 11

The best way to get rid of vertigo is to listen to dubstep, go on roller coasters, drive really fast, throw up, drink your own throw up, make a shock video, and share.

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upyourzlolz 11

Why not? I had vertigo. This completely safe guide will always help relieve your alignments.

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McDonaldsworker 4

Share what? O by the way this is my 50th comment on this site

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ninjuh_wingman 29

It can have fun bits if you make them happen.

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DocBastard 38

I once told a patient's husband that his wife had acute angina. He said, "Yeah, and she has nice ****, too. But what about her chest pain?"

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BenignSociopath 10

And the question I must ask is, where is he from that a doctor complimenting on his wife's ****** common and accepted bedside manner? ...because I might need to start going there. "Well Minx, you seem to have bronchitis... But your rack is fantastic!"

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ladyLALAA 28

Did you even read the comment? It does not mention the word ******!!

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wisese 0

Sigh. 42, the entire point of the Doc's comment was that the patient's husband thought he was referring to her ****** as cute.

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JukeboxValkyrie 19

Your sex life must be terrible then. Giving motion sickness a new meaning.

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SplashMash 9

Hope you feel better OP! I had a bad case of vertigo last year. I was in bed for 3 days before I could walk straight again without an overwhelming urge to puke.

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SunnyMoon_fml 0

I have the same thing and it more like being on the tea cup ride at full speed all day-_-

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GODert 8

My grandma was diagnosed with vertigo and almost had a stroke it could be serious stuff.

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Mf2307 15

ive experienced a little bit of it and it totally sucks

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Mister_Triangle 21

I just have to say that reading all of these comments while thinking of the U2 song Vertigo gives everything a new and hilarious meaning.

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bostongirl77 5

I had that four years ago while pregnant... it could be worse... but fyl, its horrible.

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