Animals: Psssssych!

Psssssych!

By Welcome to Florida - 20/07/2017 13:01

Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML

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By Katie - 20/02/2011 08:35 - Reserved

Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 01:34 - United States - West Chester

Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML

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By afraidtosleep - 13/10/2012 06:35 - United States - Houston

Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML

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By Tim - 07/08/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML

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By seriousdubsteplover - 30/10/2009 05:08 - Australia

Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML

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By bad luck Bianca - 17/01/2015 22:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I saw a stick in my car and picked it up to throw it out the window. The "stick" turned out to have eyes. It was a dead lizard. FML

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By fEk - 22/03/2019 09:00 - Australia

Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML

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By Surewhatever - 16/10/2019 14:01

Today, when I warned my guests to check the toilet for snakes, I meant it. FML

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By olive_costume - 05/12/2009 01:16 - Australia

Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML

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By vegantreegirl - 04/02/2019 20:00

Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML

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Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 20 July 2017 13:32

Snake - Today, I was chilling by the pool and all of a sudden, some perverted human being grabbed my ass. FML

egnur_mas 19

Thursday 20 July 2017 13:34

Rookie error, don't grab anything from the toilet in a dark room!

Comments

PaulieXP 16

Friday 21 July 2017 10:24

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking site!!!

Savannah Nicole Lee 4

Sunday 23 July 2017 7:02

My mentality went from "WTF WHAT HELL DO YOU LIVE IN?!" And then I saw "Florida" (where I have lived my whole life) and I automatically switched to "yeah I could see how that could happen here..."

Surewhatever 35

Tuesday 25 July 2017 4:53

Several theories have been presented..that it came up through the plumbing? Eeek!!! My friend in Australia said she had always been worried of finding snakes in random places, and here I was in the US with a toilet snake. We had a good laugh =)

Surewhatever 35

Tuesday 25 July 2017 4:46

OP here. My son really needs his glasses for school, so I was frantically looking for them. As before mentioned, my bathroom is dark, I like it that way for some reason. My first thought when I saw something hanging from the side of the toilet was- that little stinker! Why would he hide his glasses there! I triumphantly grabbed it, then it started moving. I screamed bloody murder and threw it across the room. The funny thing is that I'm not even scared of snakes; it was just such a shock that I freaked! It gets worse! I went to go find something to catch it in, by the time I got back it was gone. After searching for a while, I gave up. A month later- same snake in the corner! I lived with a snake in my bathroom for a month! This time I caught it, put it in an aquarium, and named it Toilet Snake. And no, I have NO IDEA how it got in my toilet. I will never be able to stumble half asleep and put my bum on a toilet in the dark again.