By KiwiMaid - 03/06/2016 10:31 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I got excited because my husband will be away for 5 days, which means I'll be able to deep clean the house. FML
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kenzier513 8

i only clicked you deserved it because every woman deserves 5 days by herself every once in awhile! lol

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RememberSchlitz 9

I know, right! When my wife goes off on business I do the same thing, but in reverse.

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RememberSchlitz 9

I know, right! When my wife goes off on business I do the same thing, but in reverse.

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False_Stupidity 41

Ahh, so you walk around backwards cleaning the house? That's talent!

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kenzier513 8

i only clicked you deserved it because every woman deserves 5 days by herself every once in awhile! lol

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Turtle_Man 21

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hellobobismyname 24

18 - Don't create an issue over nothing. 2 never said that.

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chuka81 27

How will you know you're alive and still on earth if people don't create issues at the slightest chance?

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george_s_4 30

Hey at least your house will be cleaned Better than putting off cleaning and having a disgusting house. Maybe when you go on a trip your husband can clean if its needed

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janderson416 16

Hire a cleaner and go somewhere fun to relax!

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Sanosukeskitten 22

I understand this! When my 18 month old goes away for a night or two, and it's a weekday where hubby works from 2 in the morning to 5 at night, I go insane cleaning! Best time to do it :3 Good luck with your cleaning! Get that stuff done! :D And don't forget to reward yourself after! A nice, hot, steaming shower :3 or whatever you please.

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sturschaedel 27

I think after deep cleaning a whole house, a day-long trip to the spa is in order ;)

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Sanosukeskitten 22

Oh goodness yes :D A spa day, hot shower, massage, a hot cup of tea with a book. A little me time is indeed in order!

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james_logan 19

Are you by any chance Monica Gellar-Bing?

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ThrottleJockey 35

You, sir, have an awesome beard! But remember; with great beard comes great responsibility.

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QueenBeeGotStung 24

I'm exactly the same every time my slob housemate leaves for a few days. It's the only chance I get to clean without them coming and ruining it half way through xD

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mnshdw818 3

That's so funny!!! My husband and children are away this week visiting my in-laws and I'm doing the exact same thing! I was so excited to be able to deep clean everything uninterrupted. I miss them terribly, but I'm so happy to have a thoroughly clean house.

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