Fight, Public freakouts and Health: Public freakout time

Public freakout time

By camzzz - 02/07/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML

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You deserved it 47 792

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 10:30 - United States - Wichita

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 918

You deserved it 15 162

By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 713

You deserved it 26 843

By goddamitme - 21/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 137

You deserved it 12 932

By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 00:55 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 370

You deserved it 6 204

By Biggie - 12/05/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when she began skipping ahead of me and out in to the street. I saw a car coming right at her so I tackled her to the ground to save her. Turns out the car was stopping and was never going to hit her, and my girlfriend doesn't appreciate concussions. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 819

You deserved it 12 940

By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 374

You deserved it 22 631

It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 015

You deserved it 7 503

Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 680

You deserved it 25 654

By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 705

You deserved it 756

By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 356

You deserved it 11 009

RileyL29 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:27

You confused your girlfriend who a male capable of knocking you unconscious?

TylerX 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:24

He liked it ;D

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maffy4ever 8

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:29

LOL

n1c0l3t 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:30

you're girlfriend has a guy's ass?

A7X_LoVeee 10

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:51

Hey I think your right!!!!!!!!

foxyrambo 3

Sunday 3 July 2011 8:50

maybe the guy had feminine hind quarters?

joshuaUNWRITTEN 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:31

She-Male?

whiteboy7thst 2

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:54

man-gina?

Gema2dicks 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:09

breasticles?

blondie1208 17

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:32

that's not awkward or anything...

yepyepyepyep 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:32

win.

bettyboodooyou 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:33

At least you admit your a pig! lol

kduubb 7

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:34

thts fukin hilarious :p

Mrrevorp 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:34

mmhmm 'accident' surrrrrrre ;)

UnderJonathan 8

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:52

lol Exactly what I thought

RayMo_fml 1

Monday 4 July 2011 22:27

24 the only reason I liked this is because your picture made me piss myself.

why_R_U_gay 1

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:34

Today, I was in a crowd when suddenly, some dude grabed my ass. FML.

iloverere18 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:36

DONT TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOUR CONFUSED HER WITH A GUY!!!!!

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Today, we are having work done and our chimney breast has a hole where a brick is missing. Well, my husband thought it would be funny to rig up some realistic spider leg things that would poke out of the hole next to my face. I had to wash the sofa cushion because I pissed myself from fright. FML

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You deserved it 91

Today, my husband loves his cat more than our new baby daughter. This morning, he spent two hours playing with the cat, yet when I handed him his flesh and blood daughter, he found an excuse to hand her back after five minutes, then five minutes after that he was playing with the cat again. FML

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You deserved it 432

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Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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You deserved it 4 244

Today, on Xmas Eve, my eight-year-old and ten-year-old children and I sat down to watch 'Mr. Stink', an Xmas film about a scruffy, stinky tramp. When he first appeared on screen my children both exclaimed in unison, "He looks like you, dad!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 384

You deserved it 729

Today, my boss explained that the company will be letting me go. She got so upset that she couldn't leave her office and I had to console her. I had to make her feel less sad for laying me off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 053

You deserved it 2 701

Today, I was taking a quiz online called "Do Your Friends Actually Like You?" I quit after two questions because I remembered I don't actually have any friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 769

You deserved it 2 014

Today, my students took my glasses, hid them from me, and called me a turtle when I squinted my eyes trying to look for them. This carried on for about 25 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 908

You deserved it 4 059

Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 299

You deserved it 31 053

Public freakout time

Same thing different taste

It was an accident!

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