Fight, Public freakouts and Health: Public freakout time

Public freakout time

By camzzz - 02/07/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML

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You deserved it 47 793

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 10:30 - United States - Wichita

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

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You deserved it 15 162

By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

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You deserved it 26 844

By goddamitme - 21/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML

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You deserved it 12 932

By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 00:55 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML

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You deserved it 6 204

By Biggie - 12/05/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when she began skipping ahead of me and out in to the street. I saw a car coming right at her so I tackled her to the ground to save her. Turns out the car was stopping and was never going to hit her, and my girlfriend doesn't appreciate concussions. FML

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You deserved it 12 940

By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 22 631

It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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You deserved it 7 503

Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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You deserved it 25 654

By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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You deserved it 756

By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 11 009

RileyL29 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:27

You confused your girlfriend who a male capable of knocking you unconscious?

TylerX 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:24

He liked it ;D

Comments

Crncj 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:12

You had mistaken a guy butt for your girlfriends. Smooth.

kidsmeal1231 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:23

so your girlfriend looks soooo much like a guy that you confused her for one? lmao!

mag4dust 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:35

how dis u manage to explain that one to him and ur gf? getting a dude mixed up with ur gf is pretty bad. was he that feminine looking or does she look like a dude???

bewbies 3

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:38

was it nice and firm?

cutebutterfly12 4

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:59

lol

Chrispayne 4

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:02

Sounds like he wanted to touch the guys butt and is making up a lame excuse when the "girlfriend" saw him. Come out of the clóset already

mexicant2011 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:50

That Blows

Nukey 2

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:11

That happened to me once, but I knew the butt belonged to a guy. It was just so fine I couldn't resist...

hmmh_ 1

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:14

For some weird unknown reason, the moment I read this fml... I almost thought,"This has to be from Seattle!".. And there you go.. It says Washington at the bottom. Well, close enough guess !

hmmh_ 1

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:14

For some weird unknown reason, the moment I read this fml... I almost thought,"This has to be from Seattle!".. And there you go.. It says Washington at the bottom. Well, close enough guess !