Kids: Public freakout

Public freakout

By Anonymous - 29/06/2015 21:52 - United States - Tupelo

Today, my 3-year-old pooped his pants in a public bathroom. As I was squatting down, doing my best to clean poop off of his legs and the floor, a wasp flew up my pant leg. I was stung four times before I danced it out of my pants. FML

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You deserved it 1 845

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By targetlove - 10/01/2010 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was in a rush to get to the toilet, I went in and sat on the seat. Then I felt a stinging pain on my left bum cheek. I jumped up quickly to see a wasp splashing around in the bowl. It stung me, and now have a bum cheek twice its normal size, and pee all over my pants. FML

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By life_sucks - 16/01/2010 18:46 - New Zealand

Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML

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Shitty situation

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 22:00

Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML

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By peepants - 04/06/2019 14:00

Today, I was in a public restroom with my one-year old. I had no idea he could reach the lock until he opened the door and ran out. In my haste to catch him, I not only peed all over my pants that were still around my ankles, I faceplanted on the nasty, moist bathroom floor. FML

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You deserved it 334

By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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By jbhadafuckedupday - 15/03/2018 01:30

Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML

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Fire hose

By pissedoffandon - 06/05/2009 14:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 seconds of intense swatting, I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes and down the front of my trousers. FML

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By Dafawk - 19/06/2016 20:54

Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By Bob - 20/06/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML

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Revealing

By doody - 30/12/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year-old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed, but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML

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You deserved it 4 282

pikachurro 18

Tuesday 30 June 2015 11:18

Didn't you know squats make your booty nicer? The wasp just wanted a piece, you can't blame him.

Cassandra2015 21

Tuesday 30 June 2015 11:23

Sounds like mom deserves a glass of wine after those misfortunes !

Comments

disbatch 14

Tuesday 30 June 2015 12:12

If I come to MS, I will take the full time shit cleaning job. I will need a roof, bed, and food. My life is ******.

Silk_Routes 14

Tuesday 30 June 2015 12:14

what a poopy-shitty situation

ryanthecheeseguy 18

Wednesday 1 July 2015 5:46

I opened up the comments on this one looking for that inevitable comment

gosh_mate 30

Tuesday 30 June 2015 12:16

Wasps are evil!! I hope your leg is okay :)

sturschaedel 27

Tuesday 30 June 2015 13:08

Don't let your partner bring you a rose, it might worsen your day.

jezka374 15

Tuesday 30 June 2015 13:38

The super mom award goes to OP! I'd of broke under pressure there!

CyberSeeker 20

Tuesday 30 June 2015 13:58

Hope you aren't allergic

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 30 June 2015 14:08

It seems like wasps are having some bad days...the rose incident and now this...

JustinJK 21

Tuesday 30 June 2015 16:10

I would have stung you in the booty top ;););)

JustinJK 21

Tuesday 30 June 2015 16:13

too* edit function wasn't working

Fgjvshnb 22

Tuesday 30 June 2015 16:21

Don't bees die when they sting?

sturschaedel 27

Tuesday 30 June 2015 19:47

Bees do, wasps don't. Learn the difference.

littleking94 14

Tuesday 30 June 2015 21:22

#26 sorry your simple question got a douche answer. Bee's do die when they sting cause they lose there stinger. Wasp on the other hand don't have stingers and bite instead.

sturschaedel 27

Tuesday 30 June 2015 23:01

Wasps don't bite, they do have stingers, but, opposed to bees, their stingers aren't retroserrate so they don't get stuck in the skin and they can use it over and over again. Also I didn't try to be a douche, but it bugs me to no end when people mix up calm, non-aggressive, honey-collecting bees with aggressive wasps that go after everything from shit to food. It leads to bees getting killed by clueless people and agriculture facing serious problems because they need bees to pollinate their plants.

rockwrench 18

Wednesday 1 July 2015 6:53

Very true statement 42. Having a large garden, I've noticed a decline of honey bees. They get the royal treatment around here. Most likely OP got nailed by a wasp. Like you said, they will get you more than once.

littleking94 14

Wednesday 1 July 2015 15:20

Haha, #42 get a life

countryb_cth 38

Thursday 2 July 2015 2:00

@42 actually wasps do bite. I was at an amusement park one summer and a wasp flew into my hair. When I ran my hand through my hair the wasp bit me. The only reason I know for sure that it bit me was the wasp was still latched onto my hand and I had to fling it off.