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By blow me - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Vermont

Today, I bought some pricey lipstick for a date tonight. An hour after putting it on, my lips are so swollen, I look like a blow-up sex doll. FML
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FlamingJazkinz 15

Just don't act like one and you'll be fine :D

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danthehuman 29

Unlike a blow-up sex doll, you're still going on a date. :P

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Comments

tompom331 19

You sure you didn't buy a lip plumper lip stick?

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lmedck07 13

in all the years I dated I never cared about what color the lipstick was... its like buying high dollar paint to put on a picaso... Unnecessary.

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bunnylady08 13

a lot of pricier lipsticks have a plumping agent added into them. just remove it and wash your lips with soap and water. should go down in a couple hours

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Wadlaen 23

That might set it up for some expectations for your date...

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Gubbon 17

You deserve it, 100%. No one needs lipstick. Especially not expensive one you never tried before. And they say animal testing works... this is proof it does not.

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