Puffy

By blow me - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Vermont

Today, I bought some pricey lipstick for a date tonight. An hour after putting it on, my lips are so swollen, I look like a blow-up sex doll. FML
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FlamingJazkinz 15

Just don't act like one and you'll be fine :D

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danthehuman 29

Unlike a blow-up sex doll, you're still going on a date. :P

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Attacksloth 33

If the date goes badly, at least you'll know it's because you kept giving him lip.

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__coralbell 15

Lol that's why my mom always told me to test my makeup on my hand first.. Lol guess I will start to do that .. Thanks OP :p

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Jowisee 29

Take antihistamines and hold ice on them, it should help the swelling.

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rec_chem 22

Lipstick is gross anyone. I won't kiss anyone who's wearing it.

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JKPwnage 27

Here's a tip: don't buy pricey lipstick if there's a cheaper version that looks the same from three feet away and works the same (or, in this case, better). We men really couldn't care less about the exact color.

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humbugbah 9

Here's a tip: sometimes the expensive brand IS the right color. And texture. With the right sheen. And lasts longer. And is less fussy. And also NOT YOUR BUSINESS. "We women" will do what "we women" want, regardless of what "you men" think or do or say. Sheesh.

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Jethco 15

No man will notice if it's expensive or not. Quit trying so hard.

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addisonrose12 16

Instant/free Botox?

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96isntassexyas69 20

I'm sure it doesn't look so bad. Either way, I hope the swelling goes down.

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Hs_aot 7

I really hate to sound like a total attention *****- but this was one of my FML's I submitted a bit ago and it wasn't posted. It's just worded a little differently.

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