Puppies > Babies

By madmomma - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Veneta

Today, my mom got a new puppy and named her Olivia. Which would be fine, if that wasn't the name I had been planning to give my baby, who's due in 3 weeks. Thanks mom. FML
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Top comments

s0m3guy2010 21

I guess you should name your daughter Spot so that there's no confusion.

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theslimshadylp 6

Now when people call your dog your daughter will come too.

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Big_lama6 7

Personally I still think you should name your daughter that, despite the fact its now the dogs name too. Hopefully your daughter will be along a lot longer then the dog anyway

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99megster 15

I think your mom is sending you a message... she doesnt like your name choice.

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s0ulslack 20

who gives a shit what the mother wants, its not her child. controlling parents can piss off

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heythere131630 9

My grandmother wanted to name me Lilinvidget. I'm can honestly say I am extremely happy my mother didn't listen.

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bellakaykid 6

I dunno if you intended it but... "bitch"... Female dog... Play on words... No? Okay.

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strawberrywine22 30

Talk her out of it, otherwise you could hit some of the baby name sites! Our you could just name your daughter Olivia still and use a nickname. My sister named her daughter Olivia but everyone calls her Livvy.

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strawberrywine22 30

Or* Didn't notice that until after I posted. Damn Swype keyboard...

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YakuzaxGeneralz 9

oddfuture45 your comments have been failing all day. Just throw in the towel.

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Dcm210 19

always keep the name of your baby between you and your other half......and maybe a few close friends.

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babe7260 30

You think you'd be safe sharing something so exciting with your parents without having to deal with crap like this!!!!! So sorry OP,I sure hope your Mom comes to her senses!!!! Good luck!!!!

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FML_Master2133 6

A mom should be the first you would tell I would think.

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rokemay 10

Who's to say she didn't and this is just a weird coincidence?

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legitkitty 11

Well, I suppose you could say you won't let her see the baby until she changes the puppy's name.... :)

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manikkab0o 7

thats my daughters name too! great choice. you should still name her that and just dont bring her.around grandma, thatll show her tell her you wouldnt want the dog and the girl to get confused

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