Intimacy, Cars, Romantic and Love: Pure class

Pure class

By DanceOnTheEdge - 20/07/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML

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By Noname - 25/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By JayFri - 06/06/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

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By porkythighs - 27/12/2009 14:19 - Singapore

Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML

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By oops - 08/08/2011 18:11 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML

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By grossedout - 01/11/2014 00:39

Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML

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frenchboy95 2

Monday 20 July 2009 9:02

Aww.. Your boyfriend is a pervert.. I would never do that to my girlfriend..

Shadic 0

Monday 20 July 2009 9:03

Romantic!

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SS240 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 8:33

YDI for not already having your hand in his pants. Thank your boyfriend for me though on removing a crappy girlfriend from the pool.

soccergirl15_fml 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:06

Dirtyyy.

lesp 6

Tuesday 21 July 2009 12:46

"Lovely." BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

dancegrldiva 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 14:54

my boyfriend does this every time we're in the car too. my friend told me she said she had given her boyfriend blue balls the other day, and i was jealous of her because "i always need to take care of what i start". but i dodnt even start it just happens when we're kissing?

Tilduke 1

Tuesday 21 July 2009 15:45

You are a bit stuck up. Sure if he just wanted to get his rocks off then I could understand the anger but I could see myself doing that just because it's funny and my girlfriend would see the humour in it too.

SarlaccBits 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:37

Maybe you should be more receptive to giving out the lovin’.

warmfuzzy 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:50

wow, sounds like my boyfriend lol

achristie9 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 22:15

YDI for being a shitty girlfriend. This FML makes it sound like you're scared to touch his penis, grow the **** up, holy shit. My boyfriend shoves my hand down his pants and I get to it, y'know? ;)

kittengrl39 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:23

Maybe she didn't want to crash because her boyfriend wanted a handjob while driving? If anyone's shitty, it's the boyfriend. Sex can wait until you're not driving two tons of metal going 70 miles an hour.