Intimacy, Cars, Romantic and Love: Pure class

Pure class

By DanceOnTheEdge - 20/07/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML

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By Noname - 25/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By JayFri - 06/06/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

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By porkythighs - 27/12/2009 14:19 - Singapore

Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML

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By oops - 08/08/2011 18:11 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML

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By grossedout - 01/11/2014 00:39

Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML

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frenchboy95 2

Monday 20 July 2009 9:02

Aww.. Your boyfriend is a pervert.. I would never do that to my girlfriend..

Shadic 0

Monday 20 July 2009 9:03

Romantic!

Comments

archfreak529 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:38

yeah my boyfriend does that too!

tpag3r 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:50

well if thats what he is used to, then you cant blame him

soulonfire928 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:55

Oh god she touched her bf's dick...what an FML. Fine she didn't want to give him a handjob while driving, but is this really such a crisis?

crazyaces89 7

Monday 20 July 2009 17:04

oh i would flip a shit if my bf did that to me...is this the first time he did this? its one thing if he randomly did it that one time, but if its happened before and you seemed ok with it then its kinda your fault for not saying something.

Stef_7133 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:43

I think thats hot :$

Stef_7133 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:44

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That movie was hilarious :D

picturetaker 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:57

I think it's hot. I'm a chick. I don't see a problem with this.

dcstream 0

Monday 20 July 2009 18:00

Why can't women understand? Most guys don't want to do stupid shit like this all the time. Driving is one of those important times to be safe

Microsoftfan 0

Monday 20 July 2009 18:28

#146, dcstream, That is true, but it's even more unsafe to put someones hand down your pants while your driving. So, I would have to say, you're sorta right and wrong.

intotheblue 0

Monday 20 July 2009 19:04

That sucks, OP. My boyfriend likes to hold my hand when we're in the car, though when he's driving it's not as often because he drives a standard and needs to be able to shift. But your boyfriend obviously didn't care about safety, he's just a horny pig. Find someone else...

tenniskettle 0

Monday 20 July 2009 19:14

in fairness it was for your own safety, he wouldnt control the car as much one handed, so shoving it down there kept yous both safe and you still got to hold onto him.