Cheating and Love: Quick thinking

Quick thinking

By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 00:04 - United States - Mount Jackson

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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By rhunter17 - 06/04/2015 19:38

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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By djshahso - 26/02/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML

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By epipen life - 10/03/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML

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By Allergic - 24/01/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML

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By goo - 10/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Louisville

Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML

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By Kelly - 27/12/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

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dathan 14

Tuesday 16 October 2012 9:14

You're such a bitch. You don't even trust your boyfriend when he's tying to save your best friend's life. No srsly that sucks.

jamza 10

Tuesday 16 October 2012 9:17

Sneeze... Then tell him your allergic to bullshit

Comments

garrett8614 2

Tuesday 16 October 2012 23:22

Hey, you never know. Maybe he's a hero.

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 16 October 2012 23:31

Best friend my ass. Lame-ass backstabber. Ok, one ass too many... Arrghhh

doglover100 28

Tuesday 16 October 2012 23:47

I'm sorry. They suck.

tinyangel1923 3

Wednesday 17 October 2012 0:51

Huh. Sounds legit.

grixisjj 2

Wednesday 17 October 2012 1:06

ur boy freind cheated on u with ur bf sucks lol

Llamacod 11

Thursday 18 October 2012 6:24

no what sucks is your spelling (friend- you remember don't you: i before e except in...) and your shit ass grammar and piss poor text language

hannahbear99 8

Wednesday 17 October 2012 1:41

That must suckkkk :(

kalbrek009 20

Wednesday 17 October 2012 2:49

I'm sure that had you walked in a few minutes later (to them having sex), he'd have given you the "I tripped & my junk fell in her quim & had to giver her mouth to mouth too because I knocked the air out of her when I fell" bs...best to be rid of 2 idiots for the price of 1.