Quick thinking
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Sounds legit.
About as legit as that fishing trip.
As someone who has a severe and life threatening peanut allergy I find this both offensive and insulting
#15 Is most likely the best friend. Your fib has been outed, no need to dig yourself a deeper grave. /just what I gathered from the post, rather than being insulted by the poor excuse.
It's people like you that have completely ruined genuine politeness and turned people into paranoids for fear of being labeled as intolerant, sexist, perverted, or racist. Granted, there are true jerks in this world, but it's become almost impossible to say or do so many harmless things. Lighten up and just enjoy your life, don't allow people to offend you so easily. You can't live your entire life getting offended by everything people say to you, you will become a very angry and bitter person. And that's really no way to live is it?
I too take my peanut butter very seriously
I am not the best friend I live in a different state. And I really do have life threatening allergies. If I ingest any peanut or peanut product I will most definitely die with out immediate medical attention. For discounting my medical disability, shame in you
You sound like an attention *****.
I just feel like people minimize deadly common allergies and they need to learn that that to some people a peanut is as deadly as a bullet.
28 - just ingesting peanuts? Pfft, I know more than one person who can't even inhale inside an enclosed area where any nuts have been intaken.
I believe that but peanuts are not my only life threatening allergy. I was just using it as an example because it was pertinent to this instance
I said or even implied that I didn't believe that you have a serious allergy, or allergies as you have stated. I simply said that you might want to consider lightening up a bit. But hey, if you genuinely wish to continue being overly offended by the simplest things, then go for it! I truly hope you are able to overcome your sensitivity to such menial things and live a happy life. I also hope that you are able to prevent any life-threatening situations with your allergies. Be cautious but not overly offended. Again, have a great day :)
First off, your name is giggles...and second, how have you not died already, being that you ARE a nut?
Good luck with not being an attention *****, giggles. Break a legume!
Quit fighting the inevitable then, and enjoy one last PB&J. Your welcome!
Giggles I don't think your peanut allergy has anything to do with this FML post. Obviously the boyfriend is making up an excuse because he just got busted she doesn't have a peanut allergy I don't see how that would be offensive it's not racist its not sexist.
The excuse is a bit cliche dont ya think op?
your comment made me laugh, "is that what they call it these days". something a elderly would say. You are 17...
Well count your blessings OP. Looks like you (I presume now ex) boyfriend is an absolute idiot and your (I presume now ex) best friend is a very untrustworthy person. They clearly deserve each other.
you have to give these douchebags some credit for the imaginative excuses they come up with
Well, he really is quite good at improvising. My suggestion? Put him in all kinds of hellish trouble and observe, with pleasure and laughter, the results.
they wanted to get caught on purpose
He's just a squirrel trying to get a nut.
By how? Sucking out the poison from her tongue? If that's the best lie he could come up with, be grateful he's your ex, now.
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You're such a bitch. You don't even trust your boyfriend when he's tying to save your best friend's life. No srsly that sucks.
Sneeze... Then tell him your allergic to bullshit