Cheating and Love: Quick thinking

Quick thinking

By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 00:04 - United States - Mount Jackson

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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By rhunter17 - 06/04/2015 19:38

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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By djshahso - 26/02/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML

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You deserved it 46 987

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By epipen life - 10/03/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML

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By Allergic - 24/01/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML

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By goo - 10/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Louisville

Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML

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You deserved it 127

By Kelly - 27/12/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

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dathan 14

Tuesday 16 October 2012 9:14

You're such a bitch. You don't even trust your boyfriend when he's tying to save your best friend's life. No srsly that sucks.

jamza 10

Tuesday 16 October 2012 9:17

Sneeze... Then tell him your allergic to bullshit

Comments

jem970 19

Tuesday 16 October 2012 15:21

I really hope you got rid of both of them OP, you don't need that.

iHeartRKO 5

Tuesday 16 October 2012 15:29

At least they weren't having sex

ellytoad 13

Tuesday 16 October 2012 17:28

Wow, that's comforting news. Now the OP can dance with joy!

BellaBelle_fml 23

Wednesday 17 October 2012 1:07

Doesn't matter, cheating is cheating. Wether it's kissing, groping, hugging, holding hands, sexting, actually having intercourse or oral, etc. If you're in a relationship and you're doing any of these things to someone who is not your partner then you are cheating. Period and end of story.

BellaBelle_fml 23

Wednesday 17 October 2012 1:39

Also, the true FML here is the fact that OP's 2 closest friends have betrayed her.

TessMaddie 3

Wednesday 17 October 2012 5:17

I've gotta say I disagree with the hugging thing. I wouldn't care if my boyfriend hugged another girl.

chisty87 16

Tuesday 16 October 2012 15:30

If she did that she wasn't really a best friend now was she?

FameNFortune 12

Tuesday 16 October 2012 15:47

U deserve better and that was the most dumbest excuse ever. Seriously if your that dumb stay with him . If you have a brain and your smart leave .

noisebox 1

Tuesday 16 October 2012 17:15

But how did he explain his member in her butt?

ambear26 14

Tuesday 16 October 2012 17:21

Ah yes the old "I was trying to stop this from happening to them" explanation. Works every time..... No doesn't work ? Oh well then why do these idiotic boyfriend's continue to use it. FYL op sorry.