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By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

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Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

baby steps are crucial when it's the 1st time

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tbro47 23

Just wait five to ten minutes then start again. It'll make him last longer the second time around anyway.

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tishtashbat 16

That just means he can go for longer when you try again the second time! Y'know, if he isn't so embarrassed from the first time he can't get it up again. This should really be his FML, let him know it's ok and you're still ready to try again tomorrow.

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MrConcise 34

At least the relationship is long term, because the sex surely isn't.

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Enslaved 36

Look at it as a sacrificial lamb. Give him some orange juice, wait 20 minutes and proceed to the next round. (Repeat)

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Enslaved 36

It boosts libido and enhances his sex drive of course! As far as why OJ? I live in Florida so I'm a tad bit bias but it can be other types of juices. (:

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GentlemanBastard 15

Plus fruit is supposed to make semen taste better, if OP plans on ingesting any.

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Druu 53

Pineapple is said to have a positive effect.

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Enslaved 36

#59 great now you have me picturing the OP resorting to drink out of that used condom. Blah! Lol

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PoisonOrchid 21

Not all fruits work. I've found strawberries and pineapples work best. He needs to drink a lot of it for it to really make a difference though. A glass won't do much.

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jamiro11 19

i sincerely hope you're talking about the juice.....

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DogeMan 14

Wow someone got to excited

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worldclassrager 39

Better luck next time Did you at least still do it? It's not the same yes but don't let it stop you

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trendkilla254 4

It shouldn't take too long to start over. And ydi if you ended it or let it end that way.

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Swandive235 27

Hey, putting one on feels pretty funky. Especially the first time.

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