Quite the doozy

By Anonymous - 07/05/2024 03:00 - United States - Riverside

Today, my wife has moved into the guest room and has been giving me the cold shoulder ever since I asked for a paternity test for our kids. She swears she’s never cheated, so what’s she so offended for? Women make no sense. FML
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TomeDr 24

Are you really that stupid?? You asking for it says that YOU think she cheated! It says that you don’t trust her! Dude, you’ll need to do some serious damage control on this one. I suggest you get yourself into therapy to find out why you don’t trust your wife. Unless, of course, you’re accusing her of cheating because you’re projecting. Which means that you’ve cheated on her. In that case, I hope she dumps your sorry butt.

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soundsfakebutok 10

are you stupid? you don’t understand why she’s offended you accused her of cheating?

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JuneBleeds4 17

More context is probably needed here but, from the sound of your last two sentences, you really are a moron.

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Crowned Sataness 12

she makes perfect sense. you accused her of cheating. that's highly hurtful and offensive. whether they come back yours or not, your marriage is over

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

I might understand asking for a test at birth even without suspicion of cheating. But years later out of the blue. You definitely deserve it.

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Evolving_Squid 15

In other words, she cheated, and you're about to find out. This is a giant red flag.

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