Quote of the day

By lol - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML
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Top comments

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Insane? No. Total ****** idiot? Yes.

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How... how did so many people not get the Einstein quote? Sometimes I don't want to live on this planet anymore. :( Also, anyone who claims that they've never done something silly when they were tired is prooobably lying. We've all been there.

mama2b3 20

I do things like that first thing in the morning too. It's alright op

stormracer101 5

I guess you have to say the quote for everyone to know what you mean. " Insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly expecting a different result." Good reference OP.

I can't really say you deserve that because I've done that too... Hahaha

NikkiCat 0

Ben Franklin actually ....... history morons...

Mental1942 6

Been around there done that sorta thing friend

he's a dumbfuck I have to wake up at 4:00 every morning for school and still have A's and B's