Cars and Health: Ralph and Huey

Ralph and Huey

By justmyluck - 12/02/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML

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By HiRveryone - 05/03/2018 19:08 - United States - Centre

Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML

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By Lunab123 - 01/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Potomac

Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML

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By WolfieJL - 18/05/2014 07:51 - United States

Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 04:16 - United States

Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML

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By taylor_eileen - 26/12/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML

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By Ohhh the pain - 28/04/2019 04:00

Today, after a night of vomiting and diarrhoea, my family forced me to our beach house for the night. I packed my bag and my mum said she put my bag in the car. We get there where we realise she forgot to put my bag in the car. Not a big deal I thought. 5 minutes later I shit and vomited myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML

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By mothapuka - 26/12/2009 09:10 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I went to the mall with my mum. She had a few too many drinks the night before. As soon as we got into the mall, she puked. She walked around the mall with me, blowing chunks into a plastic bag. FML

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By angel grace - 15/02/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML

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Saturday 13 February 2010 1:59

Next time, learn to step out of the car and puke on her seat while you wait on the bench out side. then she learn.

MadaZer0 8

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:04

The though of just opening the door didn't come to you... Why exactly?

Comments

WhatIsWithHate55 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:35

This seems to happen alot, it seems. Hate on your parents for making you suffer.

101Alex101 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:41

Why couldn't you open the car door and puke outside, and if the door wad locked just unlock it.

pariah13 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:28

exactly

krazykitty789 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:44

if ur mom gets mad just say ydi cause it's kinda stupid to leave someone who has a sick stomach in a car alone for three hours

RaggedSquirrel 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:48

ydi for not opening a window

sydneyanne 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:49

ok all u assholes who are sayin u shuda opened a door well if uve ever been sick then sometimes u don't have much notice before u puke so y'all need to shut the **** up!

jollykilla704 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 5:08

they called home sick, which means OP knew they were sick. they had the warning signs before leaving the school. if you think you could even possibly puke you're not supposed to sit in a place where you shouldn't puke. and outside was a foot away, they knew it was coming and didn't have the common sense to lean out the door. and wait for it. they deserve it.

xdyingxwishx 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 5:18

just because you know you're sick doesn't mean you know the exact moment you're going to puke. Some people can't feel it coming until its halfway out of their mouth.

Dravien 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:50

The DMV sucks I think your mom had it worse in there.

eddles 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:54

WTF was she doing there so long with a sick child in the car

saranottelling 7

Saturday 13 February 2010 3:00

Sounds like something my mom would do. I'm never sick because I'm not dying. One day I told my mom, I don't feel good. Her response, "Go to school." I sucked it up. When I got home I puked... a lot. The next day she tried to take me somewhere, even though I was still sick. I can see her taking a "detour" and telling me to wait in the car even though I feel ill. I do want to say YDI, because you just puked in the car. Open the door to puke in the parking lot and pretend someone else did it before you got there.

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 3:07

You should have yakked in the DMV, now they would have deserved it.

Ajjas013 6

Saturday 13 February 2010 3:14

Give them a thank you gift they can "enjoy" while you wait.

xundria 5

Saturday 13 February 2010 3:12

As a few people have already pointed out, you can't always feel it coming on when you're going to vomit. It could have been spontaneous and the OP would have never known until it was happening. The OP could also have had a bad case of fatigue and/or weakness whereas he/she couldn't have gotten up fast enough to open up the car door, lean out, and vomit out of the car. However, I guess it's okay to assume since you all know everything. @OP: Hope you feel better soon, yeah that definitely sucks.