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Red alert

By nobleach - 02/07/2009 14:05 - United States

Today, I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML

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By moncheri1314 - 10/09/2010 16:13 - France

Today, because I have a beach party tomorrow, I used a new gel that is supposed to prevent razor burn after shaving the bikini line. Turns out I'm highly allergic to the gel. Now I have hundreds of beautiful red bumps that look like razor burn. FML

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By run4fun - 23/06/2011 18:56 - United States

Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML

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By Dfacta - 13/05/2010 17:51 - United States

Today, I found out the reason I've been itchy for the last two weeks is because I'm now allergic to chlorine. I'm also a swimming instructor. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 20:23 - United States

Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML

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By It burns down there - 11/12/2018 17:30

Today, I used a new fragrance-free hypoallergenic laundry detergent for my underwear, as I have sensitive skin. I got a rash. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 12:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that I have developed an allergy to salt water on my face. Now, every time I sweat or cry, I come up in a bright red rash. I am allergic to my own bodily fluids. FML

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By Ashley - 15/04/2021 21:30

Today, I was getting ready for a very unpleasant doctor's appointment. I got out of the shower and used a new body spray all over my torso and arms. Turns out I'm allergic to it and now my skin is on fire, so now I get to go to an already uncomfortable appointment even more uncomfortable than I'd planned. FML

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By anonymous - 10/02/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML

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Jord111222333 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:12

wear shorts with your bathing suit... besides you supposed to test a small area of skin to see if you're allergic beforehand!

metonymy 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:10

Firecrotch?

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JiggstheMan 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:16

ask the guy to put out the fire with their extinguishers ;)

jewelzgalore 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:20

Don't lifeguards usually wear shorts?

sickinlove13 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 2:53

Male lifeguards wear shorts, yes. Typically female lifeguards, like the OP, wear a bathing suit.

Avenging_Angel 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:23

Hmm... Time to get when of those swimming skirt bottoms 

vvvalori 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:28

lol, This is exactly why I wear guy's swimshorts. FYL, even if YDI.

yesyes101 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:29

No kidding, just put on some shorts. problem solved. jeez, people these days make such a huge deal out of everything...*i'm gonna go to the pool with my vag flaming and hope no one notices...* or you could just wear shorts! hmm...big choice there.

AudreyKHepburn 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 15:34

Yeah, I agree completely.

amiotica 2

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:35

Your not allergic to it. Bleach is too strong for your bikini line. You should have read the package first. YDI for not checking the instructions

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:39

Feel the burn. Embrace the burn. Burn baby, burn. Now wear some shorts babycakes.

artisticlicense 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:40

wear a one-piece for the time being till it clears up.

caticaticati 3

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:49

How is that going to help...?

skiesofgreen 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 22:20

A one piece won't cover it anymore than a bikini and isn't that required of lifeguards anyways? just put on some shorts

instantaction 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:29

that wouldn't help haha

paperfox_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:42

You fail at English. Go back to school and learn how to write.

Stay_beautiful 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:47

So it never occured to you to take some tweezers and pick out the ingrown hairs? Are you just THAT lazy? Why can't you buy the 'short style' bikini bottoms? Or a Wrap?

englishmuffin 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 21:58

I don't know about anyone else but using tweezers in that area hurts! Never waxed that area even though I'm sure that hurts too, but tweezing is localized pain. You must be a lucky person that it doesn't hurt or I'm alone about this, but I would NOT take tweezers there.

plethora 3

Friday 3 July 2009 7:41

It hurts less than ingrowns or bleach rash. Although, I think the OP meant she couldn't shave/wax there anymore because she got too many ingrowns.

pinkdaisy 0

Friday 3 July 2009 8:38

oh please. if you know how to use tweezers they wont hurt..possibly in some spots.. but not the parts that will be showing when your bikini is on.....its your leg.