Red flag

By Kirby - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 203
You deserved it 4 509

Same thing different taste

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FYLDeep 25

Ever hear of the phrase fight fire with fire? Well your opponent is only using water, so when you retaliate with a napalm balloon, it will be completely unsuspected.

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It could've been worse, but it could've been better. Imagine if OP didn't even get hit, and walked on unscathed.

leadman1989 15

41 - ALL comments are pointless I don't know what you think we're accomplishing here.

Pendatik - what about all the "i like turtles" comments? I dare say those are worse than "lol" and "pwned" and "ydi" and "could have been worse".

leadman1989 15

60 - Ok some are funny and pertinent to the FML SO? The FML is just as meaningless it doesnt help anything. (No offense to FML because i love it). Ever hear of nihilism?

leadman1989 15

What you're referring to is local purpose and doesn't exist outside the minds of sentient beings. Yes we give purpose to EVERYTHING we do but they aren't all held in the same regard we arbitrily assign value to things JUST LIKE YOU DID TO HIS COMMENT... so I just took that to it's logical extreme METAPHYSICAL nilhism. When it comes down to it the universe is unimaginably old and unimaginably large it was here before us and will be here after (not to anthropomorphize but) it doesn't care that we exist or ever existed ALL we do is meaning less but that doesn't mean we shouldn't value it be cause WE give it value and outside of us there is none.

leadman1989 15

75 - And HOW in ANY sense of the word am I solipsistic? Nihilism =/= solipsism. And I have trouble thinking of anything else I said that would indicate that who knows maybe I really don't understand that word either.

leadman1989 15

Which is why I said I took it to a logical EXTREME to point out the hamartia (just wanted to use that word :p) of what you were saying. "local purpose" at least the way we're using it is something completely abstract and ACTUALLY doesn't exist otherwise. Solopsim on the other hand deals with a persons ability to asses through their sense the world around them it's already a very broad term and including things that are actually intangible utterly changes the word.

Get them back with piss-loaded balloons

It's those walk of shame's that get you everytime.

leadman1989 15

Frats! Bunch of guys who circle jerk all day and then go out to by more lotion and feed!

perdix 29

You learned a good life lesson: Don't think about the wet spot. Just pretend it's not there and move on with your life. Use some other trick to make her sleep in it ;)

Danij101 0
NickNguyen 4

I hope you weren't standing directly over the wet spot and wondering why it's wet.