Pranks and Miscellaneous: Red flag

Red flag

By Kirby - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 203

You deserved it 4 509

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By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 270

You deserved it 2 951

Rewind time

By supersmashpika - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 669

You deserved it 9 995

By Bareassed - 29/07/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 623

You deserved it 12 947

Creeped out

By emoney - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 623

You deserved it 3 772

Good samaritan

By happyshit - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 621

You deserved it 6 563

The left hand, the right hand

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 828

You deserved it 42 516

No good deed…

By williebees - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntsville

Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 919

You deserved it 2 520

Ten out of ten performance, no notes

By Jesska - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was applying Icy Hot. I squeezed the bottle too hard making it squirt in my eye. I ran to the bathroom in agony, turned on the faucet, and slammed my face right into it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 738

You deserved it 7 238

GrossAir

By Nolongeracriminal - 05/11/2023 06:11

Today, I was on a plane heading home from vacation with the family, when went to relieve my bladder and stepped on someone's shit. They seemingly decided the floor was a better then the toilet. I walked all the way back to my seat with shit on my sandal, my sister thought I'd shat myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 599

You deserved it 187

Family tradition

By Anonymous - 28/07/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I woke up to find both my sisters standing over me. One of them punched me in the balls, then dragged me out of bed by my feet. The other poured a jug of ice cold water over me, while the other kicked me in the balls again, from behind this time. They yelled, "Happy birthday." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 236

You deserved it 127

TheRealBruce 12

Monday 7 November 2011 8:37

Oh noo!

FYLDeep 25

Monday 7 November 2011 8:40

Ever hear of the phrase fight fire with fire? Well your opponent is only using water, so when you retaliate with a napalm balloon, it will be completely unsuspected.

Comments

MrXerxes5 6

Monday 7 November 2011 9:21

This why everyone should carry a paintball gun with them at all times.

heyimallison 0

Monday 7 November 2011 12:59

agreed.

TurdTickler4eva 0

Monday 7 November 2011 9:31

At least it wasn't a semen balloon

pdHbq 2

Monday 7 November 2011 9:38

You gotta admit, at least it wasn't an egg! That woulda sucked...

robertlovespi 3

Monday 7 November 2011 10:00

I hope you were wearing a white t-shirt!! If not, then they wasted a good water balloon!

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 7 November 2011 10:04

Well the OP didn't elaborate on the contents of the water balloon... Who knows what was in it!?

Jimboom 11

Monday 7 November 2011 10:21

Lol. All I heard when I pictured this in my mind was the little voice from Worms shouting "INCOMING!!"

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 7 November 2011 19:18

ROFL .. Now I have that in my head .. Worms is awesome.

Strafeh 9

Monday 7 November 2011 10:27

Owned.

chels1994 11

Monday 7 November 2011 10:30

And mow you know

malazian 13

Monday 7 November 2011 11:01

you mean now right? cause i do not believe there is grass inside the dorms.. unless you count the stuff they're probably smoking :P

coolstorybro6969 6

Monday 7 November 2011 12:20

Correction; are positively smoking

leadman1989 15

Monday 7 November 2011 13:45

I think she meant "And now you know". To which I say AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!!!

chels1994 11

Monday 7 November 2011 23:51

yeah i did mean "now" lol but i couldnt reply to my comment from my phone and i found it pointless to post a whole different comment on the same FML just to correct myself :p