Health: Red flag

Red flag

By Ceej - 30/07/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML

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By akiza - 17/11/2012 02:00 - Japan

Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML

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No soup for you

By jnisla - 11/10/2013 22:44 - United States - Conway

Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML

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By eeeee - 14/06/2012 20:40 - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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By InfamousLastWord - 27/03/2013 19:34 - United States

Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 17:31 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 16:35 - United States

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 04:16 - United States

Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2014 21:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

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By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

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amazinglyHappy 6

Sunday 31 July 2011 1:09

simply ask him why he can't get good in bed

kawaiianime 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 1:08

for better or for worse...right? =___=

Comments

tyron44_fml 0

Monday 1 August 2011 5:34

he had to be playing cod :)

tyron44_fml 0

Monday 1 August 2011 5:35

he had to be playing cod: )

lulzmylife 4

Monday 1 August 2011 5:44

Another in the long line of mysterious cases of people who date/marry/procreate with complete and utter assholes. I recommend a divorce.

erikaaa1798 0

Monday 1 August 2011 5:49

he's gonna be a great father..,

brunettegurly 0

Monday 1 August 2011 5:52

"WHY CAN'T WE GET A DIVORCE?"

SadinSherman 16

Monday 1 August 2011 6:29

The same thing happened on Family Guy

the88thpianoman 3

Monday 1 August 2011 7:16

Maybe you shouldn't have married an asshole.

ntoenies2012 0

Monday 1 August 2011 7:25

that's what you get for getting pregnant.

NotTheMama 1

Monday 1 August 2011 11:53

You might want to start considering getting a divorce after the baby is born. If he's consistently such a jerk, he's going to make for a bad father for your child. Tell him what you thought of his actions and give him a chance to change. But if he doesn't, then for your and your baby's sake, get out of the relationship.