Reluctant

By bruised - 15/08/2015 15:47 - United States - Jacksonville Beach

Today, I had to fire an employee due to his staggering incompetence. The moment I said the F-word, he started fake-coughing, then loudly humming, then went to his desk and pretended not to hear anything I was saying. It took 3 of us to drag him out of the building kicking and screaming. FML
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WarMachine68 24

Took me longer than it should have to realize the "f" word was "fired".

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mattzawesome 28

This is why I don't want a management position later in life.

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YodaMyNameIs 15

He means fired and firing someone is not fun at all.

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Krypt1c 11

F is for friends that do stuff together

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LostInLife94 29

reminds me of when teachers/parents have to take a child go out of the room for behavior

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MdMan2 23

Some people will go at endless lengths to keep their job…

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olpally 32

How old is he? 5? Good riddance to a dumb ass then. Geeze.

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R2Y2 22

It's obvious that the dude is an immature asshole. He completely deserved getting dragged out.

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beeferjay 34

the guy obviously "loves lamp" I was taught to be nice to people with disabilities

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josace 9

Did he seriously think that would work?

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daemonsparta 16

hes obviously not very smart. ill take his job

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LilMissCanadian 22

Obviously this guy has issues. I hope he gets help.

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guss5441 18

Just be like GL next time ill recommend you

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Catlover1130 14

Sounds like Consuela from Family Guy

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daemonsparta 16

no....no....i stay... except consuela actually did her job (except she wont provide her own lemon pledge)

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