Transportation, Cars and Music: Remember them?

Remember them?

By coinoperatedgirl - 11/01/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, I realized that I will never be able to buy the car I've wanted since middle school. The car? A greyish-silver Volvo, which is the make and color of car Kurt Cobain drove. The reason? I've been informed that it's also the make and color of the car that Edward Cullen drives in Twilight. FML

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By RdL - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML

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By crap car - 30/03/2016 01:13 - United States - Golden

Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML

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Carless whisper

By JaneSimple - 05/02/2021 17:01

Today, my car broke down. Yesterday, my husband mentioned he found my dream car for sale, but I'd insisted my car had a lot of miles left and we should save money. They sold my dream car this morning. Now I'm carless. FML

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By giantsfan2010 - 23/09/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after working and saving up money for an entire year, I bought a 2001 VW Cabrio. I showed it to my friends, they all laughed at me and told me it was a girl's car. FML

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By Tripartita - 07/07/2016 13:31 - United States

Today, after months of convincing from my friends, I finally bought a car they claimed would be a chick magnet. Wrong kind of "chick," mates. FML

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By Username - 06/06/2011 03:29 - United States

Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML

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By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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Golden

By me. - 14/06/2014 15:28 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out that the guy who asked me out only did so because he thought I "looked rich." He broke everything off once he found out I live in a one-bedroom apartment and drive a 14-year old Volvo. FML

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You snooze, you lose

By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a dealership for a new car. We were halfway through paperwork when the manager informed me I wouldn’t be buying the S Class, but I would be buying a Nissan Micra. Turns out my wife fell asleep in the car, allowing our son to escape and draw smiley faces on the Nissan with a rock. FML

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By crossl17 - 12/11/2018 15:30

Today, I bought a new $10,000 car since my old one broke down. Today, I also found out the old one wasn’t starting because i never had it in park. FML

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Amphysvena 11

Monday 11 January 2010 9:31

or, you could man the **** up and drive the car because you like it, not because someone else did

tlyr 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:16

that's really sad. god I hate "Twilight"

Comments

drtoboggan 11

Saturday 8 November 2014 19:09

**** it, just buy the car anyway and **** whoever thinks of it in terms of Twilight; they're not people you'd wanna know anyway. That's probably similar to what Kurt would say.

twiiggyramiirez 13

Saturday 13 December 2014 4:53

cobain's a whiny lil bitch anyway.

synchroskater16 12

Sunday 8 March 2015 2:06

I don't understand why you "will never be able to" get it. I drive the car I want because I like it, not because of what others think of it.

daemonsparta 16

Thursday 30 April 2015 12:21

not even twilight can ruin kurt ****** cobain

kittykat1501 31

Tuesday 7 July 2015 7:23

Stop hating twilight. It annoys me to know end. WHAT DID TWILIGHT EVER DO TO YOU PEOPLE?!?!? Sheesh. Ps I thought of Edward as soon as I heard silver Volvo

zykrithium 22

Monday 21 December 2015 2:35

So you didn't buy the car a pissy teenager had because another pissy teenager had it as well? YDI. And I like Nirvana.

SOILEDIT 51

Thursday 16 June 2016 20:40

...so? That doesn't prevent you from buying the car.

becca9985 34

Wednesday 27 July 2016 20:02

Working at a Volvo dealership and posting this in 2016, I think you should be safe by now. I haven't heard anyone make a Volvo/Twilight reference since the last movie came out. Most people (excepting the Twilight die-hards), probably wouldn't even make the connection anymore.