Embarrassing, Awkward, Facebook and Social Media: Reset my life

Reset my life

By Username - 17/05/2011 04:05

Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 161

You deserved it 8 703

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By Kere - 03/02/2011 16:42 - Sweden

Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 891

You deserved it 6 654

By facebook - 24/06/2010 10:09 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 020

You deserved it 4 987

Not you

By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 108

You deserved it 4 006

Friends?

By notliked - 01/10/2009 10:33 - United States

Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 844

You deserved it 12 359

By drunkfacebookuser - 23/10/2010 13:15 - Australia

Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 718

You deserved it 13 910

By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 754

You deserved it 4 928

Party hard!

By _Emilyy - 12/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 532

You deserved it 10 528

By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 464

You deserved it 4 676

By Surfinbird09 - 20/12/2009 12:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 761

You deserved it 4 078

By Tay Tay - 19/11/2010 13:55

Today, I got dumped after about a four year relationship. Feeling lonely and depressed, I posted on facebook, "is hurt, someone please text or call me." Then one of my cousins commented, "no one text him." His comment got 17 "likes." No one got in contact with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 438

You deserved it 9 741

keven305 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:09

you have a nice mom

CateXOX 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:13

I hate people who post that they need people's numbers. You really shouldn't give your number out online, you know there's a site that is dedicated to displaying every phone number ever posted on facebook.

Comments

Tenaed 7

Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:44

BEST FML I HAVE EVER SEEN !

ipwnlosers 4

Tuesday 17 May 2011 14:23

Stop screaming!

Wheredidgrungego 12

Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:53

Your mom is one of the biggest asshats I've ever heard of. I'll be your friend OP!

cgchamp89 7

Tuesday 17 May 2011 13:42

asshats??

ijnek 3

Tuesday 17 May 2011 18:04

Its a word people use in online games. Like for example: Is someone being an asshat? Voteban them.

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:57

People like your mother shouldn't refer to themselves as 'family'. She clearly doesn't know the meaning of the word. If I was you, I would defriend her and anyone who 'liked' the comment.

MRobvious750 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:59

#30- bad advice because I think at that point OP would probably have no friends even on Facebook, no mommy either.

gorina 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 13:01

Wow, overreacting much? Mom was just messing around most likely. Why people take everything online so seriously is beyond me.

Egnar 19

Tuesday 17 May 2011 13:22

So you're one of those people on facebook - One of those people who moderates all their comments to stupid status updates so they seem cool, even when the things pointed out to them make sense? One of the people who flips out anytime a friend has a depreciating sense of humor and is trying to poke fun at you slightly because you either deserve it or WALKED RIGHT INTO a joke they thought you might appreciate? OP's mom may be a huge bitch, OR, what is more likely based on the fact that OP has at least 32 friends [32 people liked the status, which frankly is hard to get if you only add actual friends to fb, especially if you only have 32 friends] so what is more likely is that mommy has a sense of humor.

danielleeycakes 3

Tuesday 17 May 2011 13:26

seriously.. it's just facebook.

MRobvious750 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:57

Your mom sounds like a bad ass, and OP you need to get out and be more social. Ya know not the kind sitting on computer in a room by yourself?

ledstratdak 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 13:00

I don't know what the problem is your mom was clearly joking. also OP is probably leaving out the fact that people commented with their numbers.

TabzTheLoserKidd 4

Tuesday 17 May 2011 13:06

your mom sounds amazing!

airforce987 20

Tuesday 17 May 2011 13:12

should've deleted her comment...

Jamialia 5

Tuesday 17 May 2011 13:13

You have the power to delete the comment yet you left it on there...

metalhead5564 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 13:34

what a cow... way to ensure that your child has no friends

Wazilla 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 13:41

Yeah she aure has no friends now....It's not like the Op could go purside and talk to people instead of relying on a website to make friends for the Op. The Op certantly is never gonna be able to have friends, they all have a sense of humor, DEFRIENDED!