Embarrassing, Awkward, Facebook and Social Media: Reset my life

Reset my life

By Username - 17/05/2011 04:05

Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 161

You deserved it 8 703

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By Kere - 03/02/2011 16:42 - Sweden

Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 891

You deserved it 6 654

By facebook - 24/06/2010 10:09 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 020

You deserved it 4 987

Not you

By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 108

You deserved it 4 006

Friends?

By notliked - 01/10/2009 10:33 - United States

Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 844

You deserved it 12 359

By drunkfacebookuser - 23/10/2010 13:15 - Australia

Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 718

You deserved it 13 910

By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 754

You deserved it 4 928

Party hard!

By _Emilyy - 12/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 532

You deserved it 10 528

By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 464

You deserved it 4 676

By Surfinbird09 - 20/12/2009 12:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 761

You deserved it 4 078

By Tay Tay - 19/11/2010 13:55

Today, I got dumped after about a four year relationship. Feeling lonely and depressed, I posted on facebook, "is hurt, someone please text or call me." Then one of my cousins commented, "no one text him." His comment got 17 "likes." No one got in contact with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 438

You deserved it 9 741

keven305 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:09

you have a nice mom

CateXOX 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:13

I hate people who post that they need people's numbers. You really shouldn't give your number out online, you know there's a site that is dedicated to displaying every phone number ever posted on facebook.

Comments

xx7000girlxx 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 15:02

I actually think that this is funny :) Wish ny mom had facebook and would write nice and cool/funny comments like your mother :)

deputy_g 5

Tuesday 17 May 2011 15:09

why didn't you just delete the comment??

TheAA_fml 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 15:09

Fail Fml. You have to at least mention if it was true or not.

plain_awesome11 3

Tuesday 17 May 2011 15:26

You totally walked into that one. haha

Nhk_fml 4

Tuesday 17 May 2011 15:27

Reason 38 not to have parents or relatives as a friend on Facebook My book (number of reasons tbc) not to have relatives on Facebook will be out soon

Theicedemon77 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 15:31

That's actually kind of funny XD thats the only reason why they liked it!

MeatBot 1

Tuesday 17 May 2011 15:48

Omg no she d'int. I like, totally like you know, like totally don't like it when people like the things that I don't, like, you know don't like. stop complaining about Facebook when it isn't in your total control.

logo79 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 16:12

the truth hurts

jannie22 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 16:13

you moms a total bitch and everyone who liked her comment. this why people go on killing sprees! if I see you on the news we will all kno y! and when u do it'll start wif Ur mom and every one who liked the comment. lol jk do not kill everyone for that it was sorta funny but their still all bitches. :}

MegamiKaosu 28

Tuesday 17 May 2011 16:17

PARENTAL SNOOPER!!!! this is why a group is created of your friends excluding your mom and you post in said group (also you can make chat groups) when you don't want your mom reading your posts.. or if she's got your pw and you can't change it(like mine before I moved and deleted her, personal reasons) make a new fb, if your friends don't add you big woop you need better ones then