Work: Revealed

Revealed

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, my coworker came over to my desk and told me that I should protect my Twitter updates, because I had unknowingly made them public. My tweets include drinking stories, all the men I've hooked up with, various cuss words, sexual innuendos, and how much I hate my coworkers. FML

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You deserved it 83 426

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By fretting - 08/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Fort White

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 01:25 - United States - Butler

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML

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By fmltom - 16/12/2015 02:21 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML

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By imscrewed - 11/04/2013 07:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I realized that my Twitter profile was very public when my business professor made fun of student tweets in class. My tweet went, "Totally bullshitting this business report" about the report I'd just handed in, worth a large portion of my grade. FML

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By WTF?!?! - 09/09/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML

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Life imitates life

By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:48 - United Kingdom - Glenrothes

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML

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Don't drink and letch

By GonnaGetFired - 31/03/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2015 17:54 - United States

Today, I found out that aside from being savagely overworked and treated like shit for zero pay, another one of my responsibilities as an intern is to take the blame for my boss accidentally posting a link to a porn site on the company's Twitter account. FML

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By jalisc512 - 21/08/2014 20:16 - United States - Aurora

Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML

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bexox 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:35

Yeah that's why you don't post shit like that online...

iKaite 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:35

You deserve it for believing you could get away with it. Twitter is a viscious website that people, anyone, can look at. You totally and one hundred percent de-*******-serve it.

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DarthJeff 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:26

Sounds like someone I want to follow.

SpliffyMcBlunt 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:29

First!

SP63_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:50

EPIC FAIL. I seriously have never seen such a fail.

alex_vik 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:31

YDI for having a Twitter.

shnibz101 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:44

Men you have hooked up with?

FarSide 22

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:59

Well, it's happened and nothing can be done about it. I trust the two lessons learned are 1) never commit anything to writing that you do not want everyone to see.... whether it is twitter, email, or paper. If there is not evidence, it never happened, it cannot be proved. Note: email, twitter, word processing documents can easily be retrieved after deletion. The second lesson: stop your prideful boasting about being disgruntled employee and a drunk, *****, **** bitch. No man wants to spend a life with you... just a quick screw and then shower. Turn yourself around.