Work: Revealed

Revealed

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, my coworker came over to my desk and told me that I should protect my Twitter updates, because I had unknowingly made them public. My tweets include drinking stories, all the men I've hooked up with, various cuss words, sexual innuendos, and how much I hate my coworkers. FML

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You deserved it 83 426

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Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML

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By imscrewed - 11/04/2013 07:49 - Canada - Toronto

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By WTF?!?! - 09/09/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML

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Life imitates life

By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:48 - United Kingdom - Glenrothes

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML

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You deserved it 2 581

Don't drink and letch

By GonnaGetFired - 31/03/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2015 17:54 - United States

Today, I found out that aside from being savagely overworked and treated like shit for zero pay, another one of my responsibilities as an intern is to take the blame for my boss accidentally posting a link to a porn site on the company's Twitter account. FML

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By jalisc512 - 21/08/2014 20:16 - United States - Aurora

Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML

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bexox 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:35

Yeah that's why you don't post shit like that online...

iKaite 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:35

You deserve it for believing you could get away with it. Twitter is a viscious website that people, anyone, can look at. You totally and one hundred percent de-*******-serve it.

Comments

vampirate 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 3:30

tweet tweet, bitch. tweet tweet.

illgutcha 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 3:41

Just in case u have not noticed.. that is what we all do!!!

rachaelberri 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 3:42

aren't all tweets online? ydi

FarSide 22

Tuesday 7 July 2009 4:22

There are "tweets" and then there are "twats" online. OP is both.

vampirate 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 6:33

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

kira822_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 3:43

My mom always told me: neve write anything down that u don't want others to see. Besides twitter sux.

greenltrn2003 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 3:47

whats wrong with having a twitter? will someone elaborate? I can bet you 97% of u saying that have never tried it. and if you can do that without a bias mood then you might like it. And the same people saying this most likely have a facebook and update their status every 10 minutes stop being assholes OP YDI either way (haha...dumb b*tch)

FarSide 22

Tuesday 7 July 2009 4:25

Why the hell do you need twitter? Are you so compelled to be heard, that IM, email, FB, and blogs are not enough? Since you are spending so much time on these, do your self a favor a spend an hour with a licensed counselor.

alex_vik 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 5:35

Twitter is pointless unless you're a business.

greenltrn2003 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 14:24

u dont even know how much time I spend on this shit...I suggest you not make assumptions, they make you look stupid. lighten up Also I make music so that might be a reason I have one.

hella_elyse 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 3:48

Completely deserved that, everyone knows everything on the net is available for everyone to see and on top of it. It will always stay there, no matter if you delete it or not. (google cache) Especially twitter, everything is public and twitter. That wasn't very smart of you but hey lesson learned right?

missmarley93 1

Tuesday 7 July 2009 3:57

yeah wtf YDI, whats the point of making them private, isn't the purpose of twitter to share with everyone what you're doing? so with that being said why would you put that stuff? YDI x10

bugz2007 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 4:25

I'm calling fake! This sounds more like a warning to people to protect their online stuff/not post stuff like that at all than something that actually happened to someone. Because seriously...there are a lot of people who post stuff like that, and they all really need to be reminded of the risks they are taking by doing so.

FarSide 22

Tuesday 7 July 2009 4:28

No, it's probably not a fake. People are that stupid. Witness the "far left" wing and their head-in-the-sand worship of their beloved Hussein.

bugz2007 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 4:34

I know people are that stupid. I just don't think the stupid person who posted all of that would then be stupid enough to come on Fmylife and let all of us know how stupid they are. Because in acknowledging that it's an FML moment, they also must realize how much of a stupid mistake they had made.