Work: Revealed

Revealed

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, my coworker came over to my desk and told me that I should protect my Twitter updates, because I had unknowingly made them public. My tweets include drinking stories, all the men I've hooked up with, various cuss words, sexual innuendos, and how much I hate my coworkers. FML

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You deserved it 83 442

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 01:25 - United States - Butler

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML

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By fmltom - 16/12/2015 02:21 - United States - Las Vegas

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You deserved it 1 686

By imscrewed - 11/04/2013 07:49 - Canada - Toronto

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You deserved it 85 957

By WTF?!?! - 09/09/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML

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Life imitates life

By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:48 - United Kingdom - Glenrothes

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML

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You deserved it 2 581

Don't drink and letch

By GonnaGetFired - 31/03/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML

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You deserved it 40 384

By Anonymous - 03/11/2015 17:54 - United States

Today, I found out that aside from being savagely overworked and treated like shit for zero pay, another one of my responsibilities as an intern is to take the blame for my boss accidentally posting a link to a porn site on the company's Twitter account. FML

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You deserved it 1 828

By jalisc512 - 21/08/2014 20:16 - United States - Aurora

Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML

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bexox 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:35

Yeah that's why you don't post shit like that online...

iKaite 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 1:35

You deserve it for believing you could get away with it. Twitter is a viscious website that people, anyone, can look at. You totally and one hundred percent de-*******-serve it.

Comments

I_am_stupid_also 6

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:01

I wish your friend had posted your twitter here instead of telling you about it. That would have been a fun train wreck to watch as you badmouth your co-workers while they look on.

dothehelenkeller 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:01

YDI for being the definition of a hooker.

JustCallMeCloud 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 7:11

I didn't know hookers kept people up to date with Twitter.

Snippy11 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 16:39

"This guy I'm with doesn't even realize I'm texting. Plus, he stinks." Who wouldn't follow a hooker on twitter?

jaredjc51 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:02

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

princeton16 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:02

wow. your stupid. oh, and ydi for being lame enough to use twitter. ugh, i hate that shit.

Lonely_Lez 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:12

Regardless of what the OP has done, you have absolutely NO right to call someone stupid. You have apparently never heard of capitalization, and don't seem to know the difference between "your" and "you're". Guess what? You used the wrong one. Stop judging and retake Grade 4 English.

spirited_away33 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:43

umm what are you talking about? she has the right to call the OP stupid if she wants to!! seriously, does it matter if you capitalize or not?

danielleFML 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:08

lonely lez is cranky, huh? :)

skullbuster 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:04

YDI you dumb shit! And, really, there is something inherently wrong with Twitter users to begin with. I mean, you've got people posting tweets when they go to get gas in their car.. does anyone care?

youretoopicky 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:10

YDI!! Twitter is retarded, but not as much as you..you must think you are the shit for posting things about "the men I've hooked up with" and your "drinking stories". That is telling everyone you are a ****. and now that you have found out that the internet is not private...you are a dumb one.

strawberryswirl 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:10

Twitter is for twits. You deserve it.

pat2rome 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:18

YDI for having a Tweeter account.

alexgisforme3 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:19

NICE!!!! lol. thats ****** awesome. people hating are just boring!

NorfolkDude 2

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:20

I openly discuss how much I hate my coworkers. I tell them straight up, "I hate your guts and hope you get smashed by something today." They just laugh and I laugh about it too. lol.