Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

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maa_rico 4

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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zeta24 0

put viagra in her drink and then she wont b able to resist it! f!@? the points!

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NiteKitti 7

If a woman does not want sex, it does not mean she is cheating. If you want to divorce her for asking you to help around the house, you did not deserve her in the first place. Make her feel loved and respected and she will respond. 2300 is a bit much... 500 would have proven her point.

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mpclaw 3

bet she a rotten in bed. given your tasks and the points allocated for each, you can find a slew of women who would sleep with you for say, 150 points or less. that way you could get laid about 15 to 1 over your wife.

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s10biker 1

that's called getting a divorce! any "girl" that will use sex as a weapon in marriage is not worth your time

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dtm3 3

Call her a *****. That is what she is being, trading sex for work. That is just pathetic.

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