Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
I agree, your life sucks 79 512
You deserved it 17 516
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Top comments

Codezlol 21

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

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maa_rico 4

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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Comments

Tweety122888 0

Im not pro cheating but she deserves it

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caleismyth 5

srsly that's bringing stupidity and sexism to a hole new level FYL

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austin9797 0

many you should be better and she would want to have sex with you

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yidso 0

time for a divorce, oh wait you'll just love all of your stuff. you screwed either way buddy fyl

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HunterAlpha1 8

solution: sell all your stuff to your best friend/brother/cousin etc.,> divorce>buy stuff back>problem solved :D

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FMLucky 5

Make a point system for every day that she doesn't nag. 10 points for one day. 20 points for 2 days. How many points before you do the dishes or laundry?.... 2300

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brokenhelix 4

sleep with a few other people and she'll get the idea that manipulating or controlling people with sex is completely inappropriate. seriously, what is wrong with that bitch?

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dt520 4

what is your wife an platinum american express? who the **** accepts terms like that... run bro, run very far

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