Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
I agree, your life sucks 79 512
You deserved it 17 516

Top comments

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

Comments

denvan 0

Seems like you can reach game over before than getting your achievement

superprinzezz 0

awww that's what marriage is ? I rather stay single

If I were you I would get it elsewhere. Despite what you think, I am not a pig! I'm a woman.

gonzaval 0

why some women do that? they want to control their man with sex. they need to realize that at the end men look out side for what they can't get home.

this one is easy. create your own point system where you can easily rationalize ******* her sister, friends or whoever you want. i say you sit aside $1 for every point you earn and use that finance your divorce. though, she maybe doing this because you don't do shit and shes been ******* the neighbor and no longer has any interest in you? either way, you're right..fyl

devans00 14

I think the wife should just admit she's gay. So they both can go on with their lives. It's obvious she's not into men and doesn't want her husband to touch her.

also, what is your wife doing out of the kitchen to create something like that? this shouldn't be a problem for you since you should be getting that from your mistress. I'm now leaning towards ydi, because your sexuality should be questioned for posting this..

crizzy101 5

maybe u were demanding to much and sucked, so created this to get some free time from bad sex?! just a guess

jester613 2

start a rewards point system to live inside a house and eat food you pay for.