Rewarding
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
If I were you I would get it elsewhere. Despite what you think, I am not a pig! I'm a woman.
this one is easy. create your own point system where you can easily rationalize ******* her sister, friends or whoever you want. i say you sit aside $1 for every point you earn and use that finance your divorce. though, she maybe doing this because you don't do shit and shes been ******* the neighbor and no longer has any interest in you? either way, you're right..fyl
also, what is your wife doing out of the kitchen to create something like that? this shouldn't be a problem for you since you should be getting that from your mistress. I'm now leaning towards ydi, because your sexuality should be questioned for posting this..
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Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.
But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........