Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

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maa_rico 4

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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lunkness_monster 0

Its not rape if you're married.. ;)

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noornia 6

LOL XD I like that idea! very creative! xD

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anesthesia_fml 0

Reverse it on her. She gets 10 points for making out, 20 for fooling around. Every 2300, you do the dishes. My guess is you guys are going to have a messy house with two angry people very soon.

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dunner12 0

women that use sex as a weapon get cheated on, deservingly so!

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SAgirl 13

Well, you better get started, eithere she thinks your not helping out around the house enough or she doesnt like having sex with you =/

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Technoir 2

Don't sweat it, OP. She wants you to earn 2300 points for some nookie? Find yourself a nice escort. They'll do it for a couple hundred "points".

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