Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

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maa_rico 4

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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jrod5580_fml 0

give her a point system to avoid divorce.

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kayPandastyle 15

Lmfao what are you to her? a child? Lol

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amps_wife 0

I'm srry but dats ridiculously hilarious. betta put yo foot down

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Silvyrbug 6

omg, you officially lose your man card. either grow a pair and take over, or wear a dress.

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Dwanie 0

have to admit. that was awesome and stupid at once :p

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IDidYourMomFYL 0

Either she hates you or has the math skills of a gerbil!

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scdragon 0

that's how cheating starts, do the same to her but her reward would be her favorite thing to buy or go to...and make the points ridiculous

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katerbug78 0

looks like u better get to work!! lol

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69_jackson_69 0

Multiply. Do the dishes and then do the laundry, and your already at 200! Your wife's an asshole though.

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scotts13 2

IMHO, by the time a marriage degrades to this, it's past saving - she's clearly no longer interested in the guy. Besides, who even wants to have sex with someone if they have to "pay" for the privilege? Since he no longer has anything to lose, it would be an interesting experiment to say: "OK, sweetie, since this is now a 'financial' transaction, I have to make sure I'm getting good value. I'm putting this out to bid; I'll notify you if yours is the winning proposal. Maybe some of the vendors will provide samples of their product..."

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Zerogrifter 0

Hahaha, that is almost exactly what I was going to write. That wife has basically equated her self to a *****, she is trading sexual services for a form of currency... Also say the guy plays the game and chips-in - he averages 50 points a day... there are only so many times you can clean the floors or do the laundry.. He will be having sex once every 46 days... (more proof that either she is cheating on him or that women suck at math) If I had sex with my wife once ever 46 days I would ex-####'n-plode... So make up your own little game and called it "Screw Her" drain everything financial out of your joint accounts - put it into your personal account, and and drop your income, show her divorce papers... She accumulates points by doing bitchy things - and she gets 2 points total... her new little game earned her 1 point... I'm sure she'll earn the second one after you tell her about your new little game.

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