Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
I agree, your life sucks 79 512
You deserved it 17 516

Top comments

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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lalaharris124_fml 0

dang this is a good idea!! kudos to wife :)

since she's acting like a credit card, tell her you wont be putting anymore money on her. go out later on that night and say you are applying for a "second card"

sabreofsd 0

Grow a pair and divorce her! WAPCE

So obviously you've pissed her off by not helping around the house. SO sit down, talk to her, ask her what's bothering her. When she says "nothing" you say: "I think you feel that I don't help around the house enough. I'm sorry. Why don't we work out a schedule of chores?" When she feels that you love and respect her (and she's not exhausted from cleaning up your mess 24/7 she'll WANT to have sex with you. Oh, and make sure she has an ****** most of the time. There's nothing worse than being about to climax when your husband finishes and climbs off (very frustrating). Also, to all you misogynistic pricks who are saying "she doesn't want sex 'cause she's getting it on the side" grow the **** up. Your statements say a hell of a lot more about you than they do about women.

fthku 13

Please refrain from being a hypocrite by claiming the people saying she's cheating need to grow up, while you yourself made up your own little story. For all we know, it's as likely that she's cheating as it is likely your assumption is correct. Refer to my comments to showmehowtolive.

Damn! I was wrong on your age by 3 years. I would have said you were 20 rather than 23. You'll find that the majority of people who came to the same conclusion I did are older people (28+). Give yourself a few more years and you'll understand why: a) OP is likely not helping around the house b) OP sucks in bed and c) OP's wife isn't withholding sex because she's getting it elsewhere.

fthku 13

And by older people reaching that conclusion, do you mean people who personally went through that, and so they project their experiences immediately onto other people? I am not about to check all of their profiles and I doubt you did, as much as I doubt that they are all 28+. My age has nothing to do with it, you pointing it out is a poor way of trying to look above me, as you did with your original post to OP. Yes, you have more life experience than me, and even if it happened to you and a 100 of your friends, it still doesn't mean anything. Give myself a few years? oh, will I then develop supernatural powers to gain intimate knowledge on peoples' lives from 3 lines of text? a.) You have no way of knowing this. b.) You have no way of knowing this. c.) You have no way of knowing this. You do not know OP. I'll repeat it again, you do not know OP. Neither do the people claiming she's cheating know OP's wife, for that matter. I'll ask you again to read my comment, #232.

if sex is good for the woman, she wont deprive herself of it. You need to remind her what great sex feels like she will be more easily persuaded to do away with her point system. Also maybe she just wants you to help out around the house more. The less work she has to do the more energy she has for sex.

man your wife is a bitch! I would never do that to my husband! grow some balls and dump her ass!

Its cheaper to buy a hooker, probably. Make a points reward system for complimenting her...

shes cheating on you i'm 100% sure of it