Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
I agree, your life sucks 79 512
You deserved it 17 516

Top comments

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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thats easy make your own system too, if she likes your sex even she will come crawling.

wow really? tell her shes selling her body for chores. if it gets out of hand just yell *****

Calabio 0

masturbating seems a lot easier. lol

All right, as a chick, even I'm saying ditch the bitch. Or at least go for marriage counseling, with or without her. Sex is not a privilege in a marriage! The adequate fulfillment of both partners' sexual needs is a right in marriage. (671, 677--fail, so epic) What she's doing is an abuse of your relationship. OP, I hope you don't listen to either the women going "Men, this is what ALL OF US wish we could do," because those people clearly don't quite get relationships, or the men going "Rape her/it's your house/have her get on her knees" because those are failed humans. Also, I'm like 558--signed up just to leave this comment. If this is legit, and not just somebody going "hmm, what'll get me on FML?" I hope you figure this shit out. Dang.

Seriously dude if uv been so slack as 2 frustrate ur wife that much u totally deserve it!!! It's a bit extreme but if u just pick up after urself & help around the house shell forget her stupid points system. Clearly she thinks she does all the work around there & the only thing u want to do is sex!

shantellmarie 1
blackthesituatio 0

eff thet grow a pair and tell her "were having sex now" thet will get u some serious points hahahaha