Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
I agree, your life sucks 79 512
You deserved it 17 516
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Top comments

Codezlol 21

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

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maa_rico 4

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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Comments

Jj11_fml 0

How many points to have sex with another woman?? Lol

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i_luv_u3030 3

ahahaha i lOVE your wife!! this made me lol so much. good for her! she is making u contribute. see ull learn fast. since obviously sex is like the top priority of a mans life she knos ull be more liable to do it.

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jbizzle2688 6

I agree man FYL thats ****** up

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invaderbumbum 0

Cheat. Get your fill of sex elsewhere, then deny HER sex. Then divorce her and tell her about who you've been *******. Then call her fat.

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ardencred 7

tell her u have a gf that will give u sex for 700 points, maybe your wife will lower her amount

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JRS2006 0

Take her ass to court for not fulfilling her maritial obligations...then go get yourself a young little cookie aha

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khory 1

Get rid of her. Right now! Tell her to do her job taking care if you or you will find somebody that will!

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legweak 0

another woman trying to make the rules, stupid bitch

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Nullcharacter 0

Dear men- this is what your wives wish we could get away with. When we work sixty hours a week and come home to find you ignoring the dishes, dog, and kids for your xbox, remember this point system...

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Cinn_fml 22

There is so much wrong with this comment I don't even know where to start...

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fatman1970 25

Excuse me, #671, but is your head up your ass for the warmth?

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