stop being a ****** sex shark

So if you do the dishes and laundry twice a day, you'll get laid once every 38 days or so... Screw her, man. Fight back! You can wonder around in your underwear, eating off dirty dishes and jack off to **** and be fine, you're a god damn man! No, you're THE man!.. Make that bitch cave! Now grunt with me.

2,300 points should equal one guilt-free night of sex with a woman OTHER than her, that she is not allowed to ever bring up in any argument, conversation, or divorce proceeding. Get it in writing.

Sounds like you need to see a divorce lawyer because your wife is a psycho bitch from hell.

sex must be really bad for her ...

You should start cheating on her.

I'm not saying OP's wife doesn't have every right to withhold sex from him, but that is just dumb, unrealistic, and mean. I could maybe see it if OP was a horrible person who was unemployed and just sat on the couch all day and never helped clean or anything at all and was also terrible at sex, but then why would she even be married to him? An easier way to get her point across would have been to say "I want a divorce."

How many points do you need for her to sign the divorce papers?

whipped much?

great idea! :)