Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
I agree, your life sucks 79 512
You deserved it 17 516

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Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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hobbestherost666 3

Sounds like she is making excuses not to have sex

Tell her you’re going to go out and negotiate a better deal.