Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

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maa_rico 4

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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Strikerr 5

Your a bitch if you go along with this.

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archos58 10

Tell her there is a points rewards program for you to pay bills. 10 points per *******, every bill takes 100 points. Alternatively, tell her you are having sex every Saturday, she can be there or not.

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militarybrat 21

YDI because you obviously don't help out enough around the house, especially if you both have jobs. Maybe if you did help out, she wouldn't feel the need to "punish" you.

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quinn1184 25

Use hardline! Cod players will get this!

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tazzy349 11

i would have responded with "looks like im not scoring points"

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The_9th_Doctor 18

you're never having sex again

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nhormuss 17

69 mighty have been a more appropriate number...

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Mortoli 30

Lol marriage in a nutshell huh lol

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